my brain just threw up a little…

May 21, 2019

On wars

May 7, 2019

Breast implants are bad, mmkay?

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 2:25 pm

Breast implants have zero medicinal value. They are cosmetic. Having a glorious pair of boobs that look stellar outside the package is not at all undesired by those of us equipped with boobs (and by those considering them as a mod). However, breast implants can and often do pose health risk. Cancers and toxic silicon gunking up the boob-werks and whatnot. So how about NOT having fake boobs? I mean, regular plain breast is fine, no really. Some breasts are harder to manage and may require surgical involvement to make life easier for the owner. That too is understandable. But the implants… that’s just silly. People should not be doing that.
Side thought: breast implants can be used to stop violent demonstrations. Airdrop a bunch on violent protesters. Some will get knocked over and will have no reason to get up because they will have all the funbags to play with, and everyone else will stop acting angry because no one can be angry when covered in tits.

May 1, 2019

ask for a pony

Filed under: Daily Crazies,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 9:56 am

“It turns out, they don’t allow horses in my apartment building. Even when I try to claim it’s a helper horse”

(co-worker on a Sunday)

March 17, 2019

No, I am not planning on creating that

Filed under: Daily Crazies,gadgets,immortalized (™) — Sol @ 9:46 am

https://youtu.be/nDdv93R1jUE

December 21, 2018

Invisifriend from Happy!

November 28, 2018

random

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:16 pm

It is not lingerie, it is denture-floss

November 22, 2018

never gets old

Filed under: dreams,immortalized (™),screen-shots — Sol @ 11:04 am

Death at a Funeral, 2007

November 14, 2018

Dog chili and marmot’s makeup commune

YT [11:26]
Problem with making chili is everything smells like chili for a while
not dog butt!

CW [11:26]
“problem”?
lol
oic

YT [11:26]
Dog butt still smells like dog butt

CW [11:27]
are you trying to say you prefer teh smell of dog butt over chili?

YT [11:27]
oh no, not at all. Only noting that chili doesn’t smell like dog butt. And what’s even better is that dog butt does not smell like chili
Because, you see, if dog butt smells like chili, it would mean that some dog butt ate some chili. And *that* is just dangerous and will kill ALL the grass

CW [11:30]
legit

YT [11:30]
Did you know that during Vietnam war DoD actually had plans to use genetically modified chihuahuas fed chili to defoliate jungle?
Project was in the last development stages when info leaked, and labs got picketed by Green Peace (or some other gang advocating their hippie crap) because flaming chihuahua crap could have devastating effects on the environment.

CW [11:33]
……
peta didn’t then rescue the chihuahuas and then feed them vegan diets until they died?

YT [11:34]
They even adopted “Do Not Tread on me” flags as means of portraying jungle pythons suffering from heartburn.

CW [11:34]
lol
clearly

YT [11:34]
And that’s the best damn story you gonna get out of me today!
That, and the fact that most expensive makeup in the world contains marmot jizz.
You are welcome.

CW [11:36]
😀

YT [11:37]
Remember how in the 60s there were communes of hippies established in various places in Central America?

CW [11:37]
clearly i remember the 60s
and how accurately the world was portrayed in the media then

YT [11:40]
I have it on good authority that one of those communes with ideology steeped in green-peace fart fumes and hashish smoke, actually declared themselves an independent state. Their flag had a marmot humping a purse on it.

CW [11:41]
that’s not too far-fetched from the 60s, i’ll buy it 😀

October 11, 2018

UTI

Filed under: lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 11:26 am

One way to make your doctor a wee bit concern is to hand them a urine sample they cannot see through.

 

September 26, 2018

You are what you eat, right?

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:38 pm

John:
I quit smoking. Eight days now

Me:
oh! well done you
patch?

John:
Cold turkey; I got really sick last week and basically slept for a bit over 24 hours straight. After that I was like, meh, made it this far.

Me:
makes sense
feeling better?

John:
yarr

Me:
excellent, soon enough you will start jogging
and yoga
and lifting

John:
hahaha

Me:
and get healthy
and start travelling
and end up in some port in Micronesia
perched atop some bench
and locals will mistaken you for a bird, clock you over the head with a club studded with sharks teeth, and eat you.
Very healthy bird.

John:
That sounds rather painful XD

Me:
nah, you will live on as essence with tribal leaders
Your left buttock which will be eaten by Mrs Gurgle (shaman’s wife) will actually make history.
After the rest of the humanity will perish in nuclear fire, your bum will live on with child of a child of a child of a child of Mrs Gurgle. That child will have the spirit of your left buttock and will be the leader of the free world. (only a lot less Trumpy).
Interestingly enough, at about the same time there will be a rise of mutated sentient sharks. No one will know why these sharks build underwater monuments dedicated to their deity, and why these monuments so strongly resemble a pair of feet attached to a relatively small torpedo.
(Yes, there are some things cannibals just do not eat and throw overboard of their canoes)
(I bet when you woke up this morning you didn’t think that this will be a topic for some dudes’ fevered imaginative speculations, eh?)

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