my brain just threw up a little…

February 18, 2018

Face of all the evil, AKA Jimmy The Angry

You do know that it’s not the rifle that kills. It is the moron holding it that pulls the trigger.
You think that instituting a ban on “AR-style” rifles is a panacea for school shootings? You are dumb. Plain and simple. OR! You are looking for an argument with ulterior motives and that makes you dumb and a four-legged twat-waffle.
Lemme’splain
Okso, there is a teenager with hitherto undefined issues and you feel the need to make a statement by just destroying things. Yes, I said “things” because for a damaged and sick individual human beings are just that – a thing.
Jimmy The Angry (the angsty teenage sociopath now has a name for ease of reference!) goes to local store to get himself outfitted with a fine and dandy Armalite product to rain destruction on all those he hates. (maybe he believes himself to be a falcon and wants to fly free, who knows?)(actually… who knows, really? he got a shrink, or proctologist or something? anyone?)
Clerk at unnamed local store tells this kid to fuck off unless background check. Jimmy The Angry produces ID.
now…
Some states won’t sell till you are 16. Other states will sell when you are 18.
no matter. Mr Angry is 19.
Background check shows prior arrests and residencies.
Not a word about Mr Angry being on two serious meds.
Not a word about Mr Angry being in psych care.
Not a word from precog bureau.
Not a word from no such agency about Jimmy making subtle yet terrible threats in the bathroom, out of sight but within the earshot of his mom’s favorite basement Echo.
okso, Jimmy gets his AR and buys thirty or so magpul mags and a strappy magbra (tacvest). Jimmy The Angry loads out, drops self off at school, and unloads his anger.
There is no armed guard or two on the grounds. Like one at the gate and one inside with eye on cameras, no? It would make sense to guard kids, seeing how kids are pretty damn important. Not to mention there is this “pandemic slaughtering of kids instituted by Republicans and their gun-laws” or something like that, right? More on that later.
 
Aha, say you. But what if there was no evil AR so readily available for Jimmy The Angry!
Now, I could call you dumb just there, but in spirit of goodness I will play along for a hot minute.
No AR? No problem!
How about a popular american made semi-auto shotgun with a 25rnd drum, bubba-stock and an 18″ barrel? Do you still think that AR is the most evil thing out there?
Because that shotgun IS a hunting weapon that cost about as much as AR and any dimwit can switch out a barrel, and slap a 30rnd drum of 00 into it. You want to see images of what 00 does to a human torso at 25yrds? Seen many hallways longer than 25yrds filled with firealarmed students? Just use your imagination.
Where is the will, there is a fucktard looking to use it.
Going to outlaw guns and make unregistered guns “bad” and punishable by up to 30yrs in prison?
Right! Person looking to commit a murder is not going to be deterred by “ooooh look, a draconian firearms charge, better not do this” when they are looking to End someone’s Life and quite possibly end their own.
No, they are not going to use their own registered weapon to hold up a bank or to start a quiet neighborhood carjacking business.
 
You want a viable solution to a politicized cause of death that costs 1/10th of a percent of deaths compared with car crashes, or whatever the number is?
Actually WHAT IS THE NUMBER?
 
Iraq Death Toll Reaches 500,000 Since Start Of U.S.-Led Invasion …
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/15/iraq-death-toll_n_4102855.html
 
Total number of deaths in ALL school shootings in US since 1764 – … 222.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_shootings_in_the_United_States
 
Here is another set of numbers:
In 2010, there were an estimated 5,419,000 crashes, 30,296 of with fatalities, killing 32,999, and injuring 2,239,000. About 2,000 children under 16 die every year in traffic collisions. Records indicate that there has been a total of 3,613,732 motor vehicle fatalities in the United States from 1899 to 2013.
Motor vehicle fatality rate in U.S. by year – Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_vehicle_fatality_rate_in_U.S._by_year
 
wait, wait… here is a good one!
25,000 to 120,000 The minimum number of the above deaths due to negligence. That is, deaths caused
by medical malpractice each year.
https://centerjd.org/cjrg/Numbers.pdf
 
oooh, hey, how about this one?
Facts About Abortion: U.S. Abortion Statistics
abort73.com/abortion_facts/us_abortion_statistics
Jan 22, 2018 – Between 1973-2012, 431 women died due to abortion complications (CDC).
 
Cigarette smoking causes about one of every five deaths in the United States each year. Cigarette smoking is estimated to cause the following: More than 480,000 deaths annually (including deaths from secondhand smoke)
CDC – Fact Sheet – Tobacco-Related Mortality – Smoking & Tobacco Use
https://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/data_statistics/fact…/tobacco…mortality/index.htm
 
222 since ever…
 
Now, rest your eyes on this bit for a moment:
Gun violence in the United States – Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_violence_in_the_United_States
Gun violence in the United States results in tens of thousands of deaths and injuries annually. In 2013, there were 73,505 nonfatal firearm injuries (23.2 injuries per 100,000 U.S. citizens), and 33,636 deaths due to “injury by firearms” (10.6 deaths per 100,000 U.S. citizens). These deaths consisted of 11,208 homicides, …
 
that’s approx 11000 out of about 33000. Roughly a third is a homicide. Means the other 22000 are fucking pranks, what?
 
222.
ever.
 
Still think AR is the face of all evil?
That makes you fucking dumb.
Jimmy level dumb.

It is a “do not speak at me” level of dumb.

Produce a viable solution. Track Jimmies. Set guards in schools. Most importantly – if you value human life so very fucking much, then maybe you will stop being hypocritical in regards to whose life matters more and start acting like they all fucking matter regardless of whose vaganus they turded out of into this world.

December 25, 2017

Moral fiber

I wonder if people realize that their moral fiber should be used to justify retribution when needed, and it is not the kind of fiber that should justify them shitting their pants.

December 22, 2017

Dirty Perverts

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),QOTD — Sol @ 4:18 pm

Let me see if I get this right;

Photogenic, eloquent, well read, able to recognise emotions while masking their own to project a personality they really are not, while believing themself to be the personality they are projecting.
Sounds psychotic?
that’s called “acting.”
And we, the people, praise these individuals, we elevate them to celebrity, follow them, mourn their passing, and rage when we find out that the person behind the silver screen is flawed.

cue in pitchforks and torches.

RIP dirty perverts

December 14, 2017

New OS drive by Jesus

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 11:12 am

Me: I have a new OS drive for your homebox.
Friend: Woah. Thank you. Tell me how you finagled this magic.
Me: I did not, but I’ll tell you who did. Ready for this?
Friend: Unlikely, but go on.
Me: JESUS.
Friend: That made me lol.
Me: Boss came up, handed me the SSDs (I have two), and said “Merry Xmas”  –  I blame Jesus

December 8, 2017

From an earlier conversation with a friend

Friend: “i’m going to try to figure out how to log that last call, it was complicated and too much thing in it.”

Me: Start with “His deep raspy voice had a calm of of italian leather with a hint of sandalwood and a calm confidence of consonants in the word guillotine. My breath shorted out the phoneline. It was 10 AM…”

November 15, 2017

I am not good at this communication thing…

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD — Sol @ 10:58 am

“Dear Customer,
As you undoubtedly noticed this world is coming to a dark end. Humans are overworked and there is no way out of this miserable position in which people find themselves. The grim finale is in front of us all, and it’s a slippery slope. In these troubled end times any self-aware intelligent being needs some assurance, some reliability, something… anything tangible that will not fail. You had this opportunity. Unfortunately this swirling sticky vortex of life pulled you away from the last beacon of hope in this life. You did not go through with your purchase of this server, thus severing your own lifeline. Welcome to the macabre. Welcome to The End.”

October 30, 2017

email notification from twitter feed

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,QOTD,screen-shots — Sol @ 11:34 pm

 

 

 

I am not saying this is right or wrong.
I am only pointing out how amazingly off the wall and out of the blue this is.

October 27, 2017

fictional characters conversation

“Why are you covered in bats?”
“It’s a fistful of lipstick, George!”

from a kid with a blue fauxhawk that had to cost about 3hrs to put up

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:53 pm

“I do not question my sexuality”

October 19, 2017

Earlier conversation

Filed under: commentary,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:39 pm

“Talking to her is like chewing toenails. Takes skill and makes you want to leave because everything about her just stinks.”

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