my brain just threw up a little…

October 19, 2017

Earlier conversation

Filed under: commentary,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:39 pm

“Talking to her is like chewing toenails. Takes skill and makes you want to leave because everything about her just stinks.”

October 16, 2017

Thought on random matter

Filed under: Daily Crazies,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:24 pm

“We are all made of stars.” So are the severed heads and whoever severed them. We are ALL made of stars. Not sure how I feel about that.

October 11, 2017

needs more parfait

Filed under: Anti-SJW,commentary,Daily Crazies,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:46 pm

I need a polebarn. About 50x100ft with 16ft tall walls. All insulated, heated, and airconditioned. With solar panels on the roof to supplement power.
And a chocolate cookie parfait. I have the parfait. Just need that polebarn.
Three of those. I mean two barns and one parfait. Since I am in possession of one chocolate cookie parfait, I just need me the two polebarns. At least one polebarn if I cannot have two.
I am willing to part ways with said chocolate cookie parfait if I can have a reasonable explanation for the outrage of angries about too much sexy female form and too much male roles in the new blade runner sequel.
On second thought – never mind that outrage explanation. Parfait is more important than their impotent tantrum.
*eating me parfait and thinking polebarns*

March 7, 2016

Someone please drop this on Facebox.

Why is THIS not trending all over FaceBox?

Dear Gods!

Dear Gods,

You are asked for money by everyone. Even those assholes who already have a ton stuck in their crack.
Ah! but how many promise you to erect a Temple to Small Gods? See what I mean? Let’s have that winning lottery ticket and ignore the dejavu involving horrible ass-cancer and another divorce, what do you say?

much love
me

March 6, 2016

random bit from an earlier conversation with a friend

Filed under: Anti-SJW,Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 5:39 pm

” I just invented a spinach pie sandwich which is sandwich but without pie crust. Ciabatta bread instead. Oh my dear fluffy lord I am so disgustingly fat now. I would go drown but my buoyancy is not allowing me to sink. So I flop on a surface like some kind of a pale whale designed by Durer…. with a mouth full of spinach and feta cheese. I am disgusting”

March 4, 2016

Ya’ll need to be touched by His noodly appendage!

March 3, 2016

Comments and shots

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,Engrish,immortalized (™),QOTD — Sol @ 11:35 am

“It’s not that you talk too much, it’s that you are so… so wordy!”
“Oh… I feel right dispensing eloquence where due. Do find it in your heart to forgive me for not sounding like a meth commercial.”

February 29, 2016

Overheard in ER

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:43 pm

One of the best overheards quotes from [REDACTED] General’s ER was “I see, and you thought it was a dildo? I see… Sir, are you sure it is not loaded?”

from an earlier conversation

Filed under: Anti-SJW,commentary,Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),QOTD — Sol @ 11:28 am

“…in this country you have to issue a stack of warning labels as big as yellow pages when you give someone a lollypop!”

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