my brain just threw up a little…

December 14, 2017

New OS drive by Jesus

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 11:12 am

Me: I have a new OS drive for your homebox.
Friend: Woah. Thank you. Tell me how you finagled this magic.
Me: I did not, but I’ll tell you who did. Ready for this?
Friend: Unlikely, but go on.
Me: JESUS.
Friend: That made me lol.
Me: Boss came up, handed me the SSDs (I have two), and said “Merry Xmas”  –  I blame Jesus

December 8, 2017

From an earlier conversation with a friend

Friend: “i’m going to try to figure out how to log that last call, it was complicated and too much thing in it.”

Me: Start with “His deep raspy voice had a calm of of italian leather with a hint of sandalwood and a calm confidence of consonants in the word guillotine. My breath shorted out the phoneline. It was 10 AM…”

November 15, 2017

I am not good at this communication thing…

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD — Sol @ 10:58 am

“Dear Customer,
As you undoubtedly noticed this world is coming to a dark end. Humans are overworked and there is no way out of this miserable position in which people find themselves. The grim finale is in front of us all, and it’s a slippery slope. In these troubled end times any self-aware intelligent being needs some assurance, some reliability, something… anything tangible that will not fail. You had this opportunity. Unfortunately this swirling sticky vortex of life pulled you away from the last beacon of hope in this life. You did not go through with your purchase of this server, thus severing your own lifeline. Welcome to the macabre. Welcome to The End.”

October 30, 2017

email notification from twitter feed

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,QOTD,screen-shots — Sol @ 11:34 pm

 

 

 

I am not saying this is right or wrong.
I am only pointing out how amazingly off the wall and out of the blue this is.

October 27, 2017

fictional characters conversation

“Why are you covered in bats?”
“It’s a fistful of lipstick, George!”

from a kid with a blue fauxhawk that had to cost about 3hrs to put up

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:53 pm

“I do not question my sexuality”

October 19, 2017

Earlier conversation

Filed under: commentary,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:39 pm

“Talking to her is like chewing toenails. Takes skill and makes you want to leave because everything about her just stinks.”

October 16, 2017

Thought on random matter

Filed under: Daily Crazies,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:24 pm

“We are all made of stars.” So are the severed heads and whoever severed them. We are ALL made of stars. Not sure how I feel about that.

October 11, 2017

needs more parfait

Filed under: Anti-SJW,commentary,Daily Crazies,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:46 pm

I need a polebarn. About 50x100ft with 16ft tall walls. All insulated, heated, and airconditioned. With solar panels on the roof to supplement power.
And a chocolate cookie parfait. I have the parfait. Just need that polebarn.
Three of those. I mean two barns and one parfait. Since I am in possession of one chocolate cookie parfait, I just need me the two polebarns. At least one polebarn if I cannot have two.
I am willing to part ways with said chocolate cookie parfait if I can have a reasonable explanation for the outrage of angries about too much sexy female form and too much male roles in the new blade runner sequel.
On second thought – never mind that outrage explanation. Parfait is more important than their impotent tantrum.
*eating me parfait and thinking polebarns*

March 7, 2016

Someone please drop this on Facebox.

Why is THIS not trending all over FaceBox?

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