my brain just threw up a little…

March 7, 2016

Dear Gods!

Dear Gods,

You are asked for money by everyone. Even those assholes who already have a ton stuck in their crack.
Ah! but how many promise you to erect a Temple to Small Gods? See what I mean? Let’s have that winning lottery ticket and ignore the dejavu involving horrible ass-cancer and another divorce, what do you say?

much love
me

March 6, 2016

random bit from an earlier conversation with a friend

Filed under: Anti-SJW,Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 5:39 pm

” I just invented a spinach pie sandwich which is sandwich but without pie crust. Ciabatta bread instead. Oh my dear fluffy lord I am so disgustingly fat now. I would go drown but my buoyancy is not allowing me to sink. So I flop on a surface like some kind of a pale whale designed by Durer…. with a mouth full of spinach and feta cheese. I am disgusting”

March 4, 2016

Ya’ll need to be touched by His noodly appendage!

March 3, 2016

Comments and shots

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,Engrish,immortalized (™),QOTD — Sol @ 11:35 am

“It’s not that you talk too much, it’s that you are so… so wordy!”
“Oh… I feel right dispensing eloquence where due. Do find it in your heart to forgive me for not sounding like a meth commercial.”

February 29, 2016

Overheard in ER

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:43 pm

One of the best overheards quotes from [REDACTED] General’s ER was “I see, and you thought it was a dildo? I see… Sir, are you sure it is not loaded?”

from an earlier conversation

Filed under: Anti-SJW,commentary,Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),QOTD — Sol @ 11:28 am

“…in this country you have to issue a stack of warning labels as big as yellow pages when you give someone a lollypop!”

February 27, 2016

from an earlier conversation with a friend

Filed under: Daily Crazies,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 9:06 pm

“You know how some people have their minds in the gutter?

Well, I AM the sewer dwelling mermaid that looks up at the sniveling lying weasels in the gutter with contemptuous distaste. I own my pervy shit, Ma’m. I would totally watch you eat a clementine! “

February 26, 2016

ponder this

http://www.cracked.com/video_19644_why-idiocracy-would-actually-be-utopia.html

February 22, 2016

the end of your world

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:10 pm

Some are too fucking ignorant and arrogant to realize that life is short. Ironically their only touch with existentialism’s darker side is realizing that they could totally fit YOLO on their left knuckles too and peeing still hurts.

 

February 21, 2016

on dietary choices and religious repercussions

“Surely i’m going to hell for this. But at least I smell pleasantly of bacon and stifled agony!”

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