my brain just threw up a little…

December 25, 2017

Moral fiber

I wonder if people realize that their moral fiber should be used to justify retribution when needed, and it is not the kind of fiber that should justify them shitting their pants.

December 22, 2017

Dirty Perverts

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),QOTD — Sol @ 4:18 pm

Let me see if I get this right;

Photogenic, eloquent, well read, able to recognise emotions while masking their own to project a personality they really are not, while believing themself to be the personality they are projecting.
Sounds psychotic?
that’s called “acting.”
And we, the people, praise these individuals, we elevate them to celebrity, follow them, mourn their passing, and rage when we find out that the person behind the silver screen is flawed.

cue in pitchforks and torches.

RIP dirty perverts

December 14, 2017

New OS drive by Jesus

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 11:12 am

Me: I have a new OS drive for your homebox.
Friend: Woah. Thank you. Tell me how you finagled this magic.
Me: I did not, but I’ll tell you who did. Ready for this?
Friend: Unlikely, but go on.
Me: JESUS.
Friend: That made me lol.
Me: Boss came up, handed me the SSDs (I have two), and said “Merry Xmas”  –  I blame Jesus

December 8, 2017

From an earlier conversation with a friend

Friend: “i’m going to try to figure out how to log that last call, it was complicated and too much thing in it.”

Me: Start with “His deep raspy voice had a calm of of italian leather with a hint of sandalwood and a calm confidence of consonants in the word guillotine. My breath shorted out the phoneline. It was 10 AM…”

November 15, 2017

I am not good at this communication thing…

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD — Sol @ 10:58 am

“Dear Customer,
As you undoubtedly noticed this world is coming to a dark end. Humans are overworked and there is no way out of this miserable position in which people find themselves. The grim finale is in front of us all, and it’s a slippery slope. In these troubled end times any self-aware intelligent being needs some assurance, some reliability, something… anything tangible that will not fail. You had this opportunity. Unfortunately this swirling sticky vortex of life pulled you away from the last beacon of hope in this life. You did not go through with your purchase of this server, thus severing your own lifeline. Welcome to the macabre. Welcome to The End.”

October 30, 2017

email notification from twitter feed

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,QOTD,screen-shots — Sol @ 11:34 pm

 

 

 

I am not saying this is right or wrong.
I am only pointing out how amazingly off the wall and out of the blue this is.

October 27, 2017

fictional characters conversation

“Why are you covered in bats?”
“It’s a fistful of lipstick, George!”

from a kid with a blue fauxhawk that had to cost about 3hrs to put up

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:53 pm

“I do not question my sexuality”

October 19, 2017

Earlier conversation

Filed under: commentary,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:39 pm

“Talking to her is like chewing toenails. Takes skill and makes you want to leave because everything about her just stinks.”

October 16, 2017

Thought on random matter

Filed under: Daily Crazies,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:24 pm

“We are all made of stars.” So are the severed heads and whoever severed them. We are ALL made of stars. Not sure how I feel about that.

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