my brain just threw up a little…

November 16, 2017

Madison says: Wait! Don’t Go. We are the #1 trusted choice for cleaning and restoration services and have been for over 40 years! What services were you considering?

You: how long till your cleaners can get to my place?

Madison says: We have appointment times every day. One of our Customer Care Reps would be happy to help you schedule an appointment.

Madison says: What’s your name, city and phone number? I will have someone contact you as quickly as possible.

You: I just need to know your lead time before I divulge any of my information

Madison says: Speaking with us personally is the fastest way to get service, pricing and all of your questions answered. May I have your phone number?

You: neah. I do not want to give my phone number to someone who can’t be bothered with a simple answer

Madison says: I do apologize, we are currently having trouble with our phones. Please allow us to reach out to you when they are back up.

Madison says: We would gladly provide a FREE, NO-OBLIGATION estimate. Simply CLICK HERE and fill out the short contact form, or call us right now at 855-392-0709. We look forward to speaking with you.

You: lol what’s seven times 3 ?

Madison says: lol 🙂

You: lol?

Madison says: lol 🙂

You: amazing

Madison says: I think you can best be taken care of by one of our team members. Please call us directly at 855-392-0709 or CLICK HERE and we will be able to better assist you.

You: do you sell pants?

Madison says: I really think that one of our specialists (unfortunately, not me) will be able to serve you better. Call us at 855-392-0709 or CLICK HERE to send us your contact information and we will call you right away.

You: you are a bot

Madison says: Of course I’m not real but I wish I were 🙂

Madison says: I can answer most of your questions though.

You: it’s ok, Pinoccio

Madison says: 🙂

You: can you send a transcript of this conversation to my phone?

Madison says: One of our Customer Care Representatives will be happy to assist you.

You: In a few sentences tell me only good things that come to mind about your mother.

Madison says: I am a virtual agent designed to answer commonly asked questions. However, our team members would love to speak with you directly. 855-392-0709

October 31, 2017

On world rocking.

Filed under: Anti-SJW,Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),screen-shots — Sol @ 11:47 am

Please note that this is an expressed opinion and in no way a direction of what to do with your life.
Pass the pasta, please.

(From https://imgur.com/r/funny/XnY91ct )

 

October 30, 2017

email notification from twitter feed

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,QOTD,screen-shots — Sol @ 11:34 pm

 

 

 

I am not saying this is right or wrong.
I am only pointing out how amazingly off the wall and out of the blue this is.

September 27, 2017

alright, this is just fucking creepy

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,screen-shots — Sol @ 12:50 pm

I went to check the prices on replacement lower bags for this sawdust collector on amazon. When I was done and was about to close the page I noticed something seemingly out of place that was in the “Sponsored products related to this item” section. Among power switches, router tables, remote power breakers, vacuum hoses, and cut-off guards… there was an 8×10 picture of Kirsten Dunst. (priced at $6.89 she looks weird too… like someone cracked her upside the neck with a 2×4 while she was taking her pants off). Dear Amazon, wtf are you saying?

 

April 28, 2017

saw this. all the more reasons to stay away from politics

Filed under: commentary,screen-shots — Sol @ 11:10 am

March 6, 2016

Well, that’s HOCward

InHocSignoVinces

March 2, 2016

warning: depictions of people fucking. If you do not like risqué shit, what the hell are you doing looking at this site anyway?

March 1, 2016

explained

Filed under: Daily Crazies,Did You Know,random crazies,screen-shots — Sol @ 10:19 pm

http://imgur.com/r/funny/gP3LWjY

Can I please have an explanation to Wannabe by Spice Girls?
really really?

ah imgur, you never disappoint

I guess they’ve grown up and graduated from cups.

(from http://imgur.com/r/funny/xH78FOx )

February 27, 2016

Found this to be a great perspective.

weasly

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