https://xkcd.com/radiation/
August 28, 2018
April 12, 2018
November 16, 2017
Madison says: Wait! Don’t Go. We are the #1 trusted choice for cleaning and restoration services and have been for over 40 years! What services were you considering?
You: how long till your cleaners can get to my place?
Madison says: We have appointment times every day. One of our Customer Care Reps would be happy to help you schedule an appointment.
Madison says: What’s your name, city and phone number? I will have someone contact you as quickly as possible.
You: I just need to know your lead time before I divulge any of my information
Madison says: Speaking with us personally is the fastest way to get service, pricing and all of your questions answered. May I have your phone number?
You: neah. I do not want to give my phone number to someone who can’t be bothered with a simple answer
Madison says: I do apologize, we are currently having trouble with our phones. Please allow us to reach out to you when they are back up.
Madison says: We would gladly provide a FREE, NO-OBLIGATION estimate. Simply CLICK HERE and fill out the short contact form, or call us right now at 855-392-0709. We look forward to speaking with you.
You: lol what’s seven times 3 ?
Madison says: lol 🙂
You: lol?
Madison says: lol 🙂
You: amazing
Madison says: I think you can best be taken care of by one of our team members. Please call us directly at 855-392-0709 or CLICK HERE and we will be able to better assist you.
You: do you sell pants?
Madison says: I really think that one of our specialists (unfortunately, not me) will be able to serve you better. Call us at 855-392-0709 or CLICK HERE to send us your contact information and we will call you right away.
You: you are a bot
Madison says: Of course I’m not real but I wish I were 🙂
Madison says: I can answer most of your questions though.
You: it’s ok, Pinoccio
Madison says: 🙂
You: can you send a transcript of this conversation to my phone?
Madison says: One of our Customer Care Representatives will be happy to assist you.
You: In a few sentences tell me only good things that come to mind about your mother.
Madison says: I am a virtual agent designed to answer commonly asked questions. However, our team members would love to speak with you directly. 855-392-0709
October 31, 2017
On world rocking.
Please note that this is an expressed opinion and in no way a direction of what to do with your life.
Pass the pasta, please.
(From https://imgur.com/r/funny/XnY91ct )
October 30, 2017
email notification from twitter feed
I am not saying this is right or wrong.
I am only pointing out how amazingly off the wall and out of the blue this is.
September 27, 2017
alright, this is just fucking creepy
I went to check the prices on replacement lower bags for this sawdust collector on amazon. When I was done and was about to close the page I noticed something seemingly out of place that was in the “Sponsored products related to this item” section. Among power switches, router tables, remote power breakers, vacuum hoses, and cut-off guards… there was an 8×10 picture of Kirsten Dunst. (priced at $6.89 she looks weird too… like someone cracked her upside the neck with a 2×4 while she was taking her pants off). Dear Amazon, wtf are you saying?
April 28, 2017
March 6, 2016
March 2, 2016
March 1, 2016
explained
http://imgur.com/r/funny/gP3LWjY
Can I please have an explanation to Wannabe by Spice Girls?
really really?
Altered Carbon
From Altered Carbon. Hey, at least no one was shagging this cat. Aristocrats.