my brain just threw up a little…

March 17, 2019

No, I am not planning on creating that

Filed under: Daily Crazies,gadgets,immortalized (™) — Sol @ 9:46 am

https://youtu.be/nDdv93R1jUE

December 21, 2018

Invisifriend from Happy!

November 28, 2018

random

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:16 pm

It is not lingerie, it is denture-floss

November 22, 2018

never gets old

Filed under: dreams,immortalized (™),screen-shots — Sol @ 11:04 am

Death at a Funeral, 2007

November 14, 2018

Dog chili and marmot’s makeup commune

YT [11:26]
Problem with making chili is everything smells like chili for a while
not dog butt!

CW [11:26]
“problem”?
lol
oic

YT [11:26]
Dog butt still smells like dog butt

CW [11:27]
are you trying to say you prefer teh smell of dog butt over chili?

YT [11:27]
oh no, not at all. Only noting that chili doesn’t smell like dog butt. And what’s even better is that dog butt does not smell like chili
Because, you see, if dog butt smells like chili, it would mean that some dog butt ate some chili. And *that* is just dangerous and will kill ALL the grass

CW [11:30]
legit

YT [11:30]
Did you know that during Vietnam war DoD actually had plans to use genetically modified chihuahuas fed chili to defoliate jungle?
Project was in the last development stages when info leaked, and labs got picketed by Green Peace (or some other gang advocating their hippie crap) because flaming chihuahua crap could have devastating effects on the environment.

CW [11:33]
……
peta didn’t then rescue the chihuahuas and then feed them vegan diets until they died?

YT [11:34]
They even adopted “Do Not Tread on me” flags as means of portraying jungle pythons suffering from heartburn.

CW [11:34]
lol
clearly

YT [11:34]
And that’s the best damn story you gonna get out of me today!
That, and the fact that most expensive makeup in the world contains marmot jizz.
You are welcome.

CW [11:36]
😀

YT [11:37]
Remember how in the 60s there were communes of hippies established in various places in Central America?

CW [11:37]
clearly i remember the 60s
and how accurately the world was portrayed in the media then

YT [11:40]
I have it on good authority that one of those communes with ideology steeped in green-peace fart fumes and hashish smoke, actually declared themselves an independent state. Their flag had a marmot humping a purse on it.

CW [11:41]
that’s not too far-fetched from the 60s, i’ll buy it 😀

September 9, 2018

“Judgemental”

People like throwing this word around when they do not like someone’s opinion.

Everyone has opinion(s). Not agreeing with an opinion is not an issue. Handling it can be an issue.

Live and let live, you buncha dirty apes.

June 23, 2018

If I told you it was a long story, you still won’t believe me.

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,pranks — Sol @ 3:20 pm

May 17, 2018

Sleepwalking

Filed under: Daily Crazies,dreams,immortalized (™),lawls — Sol @ 6:12 pm

sleepwalking
because that’s some dangerous crap, man
going to bed at a regular hour
all appears to be well
suddenly you wake up
to find yourself fully dressed, standing in your neighbor’s bathtub, and your entire right hand is clenched into a fist inside a jar of peanut butter
and the neighbour lady tells the cops “But he said he is going to sing!”
now, that makes for all sorts of awkward experience

(From an earlier conversation with a coworker)

May 11, 2018

From recent conversation with coworker regarding customers not answering important email

YT: We should develop our own drone program similar to amazon or DoD, so we could drop friendly reminders onto customer’s property. I am thinking a reminder shaped like a crossover between a stone tablet and a lawn-dart inscribed with heavy copperplate or Gothic font would be hard to ignore. We may need a bigger drone…

CWRKR: i mean, I wouldn’t be against the idea of things showing up in their house hold for that haha

YT: yeah you would
that would quickly become a door-to-door
nobody wants door-to-door
people get aggressive when their thin veil of privacy gets penetrated by another person
however, penetrating said veil of privacy with a stone missile delivered at 120m/s has a novelty factor, and will likely be noticed with … with more of a surprise reaction than with “get-off-mah-lawn!” reaction. Ofcourse there is a possibility of some complaints and possible litigation regarding property damage, but that becomes hardly a cause for concern after three consecutive drone stri… erm… after “three consecutive message deliveries” to the same location.

CWRKR: yeahhh that whole possibly dropping it on an unsuspecting pizza delivery persons head would also cause trouble

YT: You may no longer have a garage, and there is a decomposing display of biblical wrath on your front porch still holding a pizza box, but you will never forget to respond to our email, guaranteed!

May 2, 2018

Clementine Ford, Ladies and Gentlemen! Clementine Ford.

Dear Angries,
I’m going to leave this here for you to contemplate.
Enjoy.

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