my brain just threw up a little…

March 7, 2016

Dear Gods!

Dear Gods,

You are asked for money by everyone. Even those assholes who already have a ton stuck in their crack.
Ah! but how many promise you to erect a Temple to Small Gods? See what I mean? Let’s have that winning lottery ticket and ignore the dejavu involving horrible ass-cancer and another divorce, what do you say?

much love
me

March 6, 2016

Well, that’s HOCward

InHocSignoVinces

March 4, 2016

Ya’ll need to be touched by His noodly appendage!

March 3, 2016

Comments and shots

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,Engrish,immortalized (™),QOTD — Sol @ 11:35 am

“It’s not that you talk too much, it’s that you are so… so wordy!”
“Oh… I feel right dispensing eloquence where due. Do find it in your heart to forgive me for not sounding like a meth commercial.”

Happy Birthday AlisonG! (gordololololol)

20160303_094301 (more…)

March 2, 2016

warning: depictions of people fucking. If you do not like risqué shit, what the hell are you doing looking at this site anyway?

tentacles

March 1, 2016

ah imgur, you never disappoint

I guess they’ve grown up and graduated from cups.

(from http://imgur.com/r/funny/xH78FOx )

February 29, 2016

Overheard in ER

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:43 pm

One of the best overheards quotes from [REDACTED] General’s ER was “I see, and you thought it was a dildo? I see… Sir, are you sure it is not loaded?”

from an earlier conversation

Filed under: Anti-SJW,commentary,Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),QOTD — Sol @ 11:28 am

“…in this country you have to issue a stack of warning labels as big as yellow pages when you give someone a lollypop!”

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