my brain just threw up a little…

February 14, 2018

Altered Carbon goats

Filed under: Daily Crazies,dreams,heinous geekery,random crazies — Sol @ 1:35 pm

Goat Farming Space Program can also double as a correctional facility. Use goats as sleeves for the prisoners. A few years as a less advanced life form trapped on the Moon, getting milked, eating pellets, and shuffling shit while waiting for a frozen pineapple treat so you and a few thousand other goats could fight over it, that would be a deterrent powerful enough to keep everyone chanting 2+2=5!
Orwellian Goat Farming Space Program. How about that?

Moon cheese

Filed under: Daily Crazies,dreams,heinous geekery,random crazies — Sol @ 10:45 am

Moon is not made of cheese, but it can be used as a giant encapsulated and terraformed goat farm centred around goat cheese manufacturing. All goat refuse can be used to enrich the soil. Soil will produce greens. Greens feed goats. One minor issue – Moon has no water. Figure out a way to artificially create water on the Moon and you will have Moon covered with goat cheese in no time.
Moon can be made of cheese.

February 5, 2018

Alms in binary code is a bunch of ones and zeroes too.

Filed under: Anti-SJW,commentary,Daily Crazies,dreams — Sol @ 3:36 pm

Implication of the tech progress will result in some skewed scale of values.
Much like wearing eyeglasses became a usual thing, so will VR/VAR will become commonplace and even must-have, overlaying division of classes.
This is how you will end up with high-tech bums working from home.
There will be an android on the corner of Jolly and MLK projecting a holographic image in the space in front of computer operated cars at traffic light.
Motorists will be exposed to images of cute kittens, playful puppies, technocolor tits, bad teeth, apple-pie, and Jesus holding out a clickable hyperlink for “donation to my cause ’cause I work from home.”
Until then – it is a bit of cardboard over second-hand shoes.

November 13, 2017

Tis the deer season

You can hunt deer with a hammer.
First you build a trebuchet. Sight it on a bait pile. Load trebuchet with a shipping crate loaded with ball-peen hammers. Wait for deer.

Not 100% sure if DNR has any rules prohibiting that.

 

October 27, 2017

fictional characters conversation

“Why are you covered in bats?”
“It’s a fistful of lipstick, George!”

October 4, 2017

how do you know whether or not you are human?

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/are-blade-runners-replicants-human-descartes-and-locke-have-some-thoughts-180965097

March 7, 2016

Dear Gods!

Dear Gods,

You are asked for money by everyone. Even those assholes who already have a ton stuck in their crack.
Ah! but how many promise you to erect a Temple to Small Gods? See what I mean? Let’s have that winning lottery ticket and ignore the dejavu involving horrible ass-cancer and another divorce, what do you say?

much love
me

March 2, 2016

warning: depictions of people fucking. If you do not like risqué shit, what the hell are you doing looking at this site anyway?

tentacles

February 27, 2016

ah, imgur, you never disappoint

Filed under: Daily Crazies,dreams,lawls,screen-shots — Sol @ 3:43 pm

Me every morning when I get up…

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