my brain just threw up a little…

March 7, 2016

Dear Gods!

Dear Gods,

You are asked for money by everyone. Even those assholes who already have a ton stuck in their crack.
Ah! but how many promise you to erect a Temple to Small Gods? See what I mean? Let’s have that winning lottery ticket and ignore the dejavu involving horrible ass-cancer and another divorce, what do you say?

much love
me

March 2, 2016

warning: depictions of people fucking. If you do not like risqué shit, what the hell are you doing looking at this site anyway?

tentacles

February 27, 2016

ah, imgur, you never disappoint

Filed under: Daily Crazies,dreams,lawls,screen-shots — Sol @ 3:43 pm

Me every morning when I get up…

February 26, 2016

I missed WoW… I should go back to playing again

Filed under: Daily Crazies,dreams,heinous geekery,screen-shots — Sol @ 2:11 pm

Felhunter

February 25, 2016

finally!

Dismaland. Basically it’s evil Disneyland.

February 24, 2016

so this happened

Filed under: Daily Crazies,dreams,random crazies — Sol @ 7:50 pm

20160224_181749

February 22, 2016

the awesome

Filed under: dreams,gadgets,random crazies,screen-shots — Sol @ 2:44 pm

glassvialcoi

February 21, 2016

“I have no secrets from you…”

I have no secrets from you they say. Maybe it’s just my lousy experiences of the past, but this statement equates to “my pants are around my ankles.” And it always comes down to one of the three things:

1 – you and your confidant are looking at an enjoyable experience involving trust.

2 –  you are looking at a great deal of embarrassment.

3 – you’re getting fucked, and not in a nice way.

Ya’ll need to stop and listen.

… and because one good turn deserves another, and believe me this one deserves it’s turn oh so very very much:

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