my brain just threw up a little…

October 19, 2017

Earlier conversation

Filed under: commentary,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:39 pm

“Talking to her is like chewing toenails. Takes skill and makes you want to leave because everything about her just stinks.”

September 27, 2017

alright, this is just fucking creepy

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,screen-shots — Sol @ 12:50 pm

I went to check the prices on replacement lower bags for this sawdust collector on amazon. When I was done and was about to close the page I noticed something seemingly out of place that was in the “Sponsored products related to this item” section. Among power switches, router tables, remote power breakers, vacuum hoses, and cut-off guards… there was an 8×10 picture of Kirsten Dunst. (priced at $6.89 she looks weird too… like someone cracked her upside the neck with a 2×4 while she was taking her pants off). Dear Amazon, wtf are you saying?

 

March 6, 2016

random bit from an earlier conversation with a friend

Filed under: Anti-SJW,Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 5:39 pm

” I just invented a spinach pie sandwich which is sandwich but without pie crust. Ciabatta bread instead. Oh my dear fluffy lord I am so disgustingly fat now. I would go drown but my buoyancy is not allowing me to sink. So I flop on a surface like some kind of a pale whale designed by Durer…. with a mouth full of spinach and feta cheese. I am disgusting”

March 3, 2016

Happy Birthday AlisonG! (gordololololol)

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February 29, 2016

Overheard in ER

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:43 pm

One of the best overheards quotes from [REDACTED] General’s ER was “I see, and you thought it was a dildo? I see… Sir, are you sure it is not loaded?”

February 27, 2016

ah, imgur, you never disappoint

Filed under: Daily Crazies,dreams,lawls,screen-shots — Sol @ 3:43 pm

Me every morning when I get up…

art.

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 2:47 pm

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February 24, 2016

ah imgur, you never disappoint

worse

February 22, 2016

this just popped out in a conversation

“Faberge buttplug!”

they have stuff

Filed under: Daily Crazies,heinous geekery,lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 11:26 am

Took me a minute to figure out what was grabbing my attention about this image, and it became obvious a few moments ago. It is sloth devouring bunnies, right? He pretends to be their home and eats them. Look at the color of his nose! He licks his nose, see?

And bunnies (because fucktards) are jumping at an opportunity to get into a “bigger house.”

Here is what needs to happen – someone should write a mod for Minecraft(tm) that would turn your character into a giant fucking sloth!
aw, yeah!

 

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