my brain just threw up a little…

February 24, 2016

ah imgur, you never disappoint

worse

choices?

Filed under: commentary,random crazies — Sol @ 2:27 am

1 o’clock in the morning. brain wants bacon or porn.

Dogs won. It was bacon.

Note to self: “it can be a niche – porn and bacon. Move to Nevada and expand business into bacon orgy. Side note – if you make a lot of money invest some into a speech to text that actually works. Because no one should have to endure 5 different variations and interpretations of the word orgy.”

February 22, 2016

this just popped out in a conversation

“Faberge buttplug!”

the end of your world

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:10 pm

Some are too fucking ignorant and arrogant to realize that life is short. Ironically their only touch with existentialism’s darker side is realizing that they could totally fit YOLO on their left knuckles too and peeing still hurts.

 

good advice from john waters

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,random crazies,screen-shots — Sol @ 11:34 am

(I have more audiobooks than you have hair on your ass – keep your cock to yourself, Mr Waters)

February 21, 2016

on dietary choices and religious repercussions

“Surely i’m going to hell for this. But at least I smell pleasantly of bacon and stifled agony!”

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“I have no secrets from you…”

I have no secrets from you they say. Maybe it’s just my lousy experiences of the past, but this statement equates to “my pants are around my ankles.” And it always comes down to one of the three things:

1 – you and your confidant are looking at an enjoyable experience involving trust.

2 –  you are looking at a great deal of embarrassment.

3 – you’re getting fucked, and not in a nice way.

Ya’ll need to stop and listen.

… and because one good turn deserves another, and believe me this one deserves it’s turn oh so very very much:

February 19, 2016

Your internet is nice…

FOR ME TO POOP ON!

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February 17, 2016

politeness is a fucking burden

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