my brain just threw up a little…

April 28, 2017

wow…

Filed under: Daily Crazies — Sol @ 10:24 am

it’s been a busy year.

too busy

 

imagine a picture of my left foot.

[here]

 

move along!

March 7, 2016

Someone please drop this on Facebox.

Why is THIS not trending all over FaceBox?

Dear Gods!

Dear Gods,

You are asked for money by everyone. Even those assholes who already have a ton stuck in their crack.
Ah! but how many promise you to erect a Temple to Small Gods? See what I mean? Let’s have that winning lottery ticket and ignore the dejavu involving horrible ass-cancer and another divorce, what do you say?

much love
me

March 6, 2016

random bit from an earlier conversation with a friend

Filed under: Anti-SJW,Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 5:39 pm

” I just invented a spinach pie sandwich which is sandwich but without pie crust. Ciabatta bread instead. Oh my dear fluffy lord I am so disgustingly fat now. I would go drown but my buoyancy is not allowing me to sink. So I flop on a surface like some kind of a pale whale designed by Durer…. with a mouth full of spinach and feta cheese. I am disgusting”

Well, that’s HOCward

InHocSignoVinces

If it looks like a medic… it might shoot your dumb ass for assuming.

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 3:36 pm

I cannot drive away from this store because my way is blocked by a cart full of groceries. Some greens, some toiletries, some stuff breakfast cereal, some frozen veggies and diet pop at the bottom. I see two kids in their early teens. The older kid is up to his ears in the cell phone and pays no attention whatsoever. The younger one is dangling off the side of the cart like a robber from a train. He is already taller than his mom who is pushing the cart. Mom… Her shoes, her pants, her jacket, her everything speaks comfort and confidence even though she’s only 4 foot nothing and maybe a buck 20 wet. Not a chihuahua confidence that is a reaction to being afraid. No, her projected confidence is as natural as it gets. Why is she so comfortable? Everything about her Screams medic. She’s a medic. She’s a nurse. She’s a professional in the medical field. She has very comfortable shoes, her nails are short, her stride is confident, and of course she has a bottle of disinfectant dangling off her large keychain. Instead of expected minivan she is throwing almost everything from that cart into the back of the SUV one handed. The boys are helping but it is obvious that she is very strong. My eyes begin to drift away from the nurse-mom, when I see something that changes the entire picture and turns everything upside down. When she climbs into the driver seat of the SUV her coat rides up and I plainly see a well-worn holster and the upper-receiver of a service pistol. I can see armory label on the mag. She is either a cop or a fed or some other authorized entity. My inner retard just piped up with “Move along! Nothing to see!” and I moved on.

Live and learn… you just never know who is who.

March 4, 2016

Ya’ll need to be touched by His noodly appendage!

March 3, 2016

Comments and shots

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,Engrish,immortalized (™),QOTD — Sol @ 11:35 am

“It’s not that you talk too much, it’s that you are so… so wordy!”
“Oh… I feel right dispensing eloquence where due. Do find it in your heart to forgive me for not sounding like a meth commercial.”

Happy Birthday AlisonG! (gordololololol)

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March 2, 2016

warning: depictions of people fucking. If you do not like risqué shit, what the hell are you doing looking at this site anyway?

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