my brain just threw up a little…

March 4, 2016

Ya’ll need to be touched by His noodly appendage!

March 3, 2016

Comments and shots

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,Engrish,immortalized (™),QOTD — Sol @ 11:35 am

“It’s not that you talk too much, it’s that you are so… so wordy!”
“Oh… I feel right dispensing eloquence where due. Do find it in your heart to forgive me for not sounding like a meth commercial.”

Happy Birthday AlisonG! (gordololololol)

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March 2, 2016

warning: depictions of people fucking. If you do not like risqué shit, what the hell are you doing looking at this site anyway?

March 1, 2016

explained

Filed under: Daily Crazies,Did You Know,random crazies,screen-shots — Sol @ 10:19 pm

http://imgur.com/r/funny/gP3LWjY

Can I please have an explanation to Wannabe by Spice Girls?
really really?

ah imgur, you never disappoint

I guess they’ve grown up and graduated from cups.

(from http://imgur.com/r/funny/xH78FOx )

February 29, 2016

Overheard in ER

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:43 pm

One of the best overheards quotes from [REDACTED] General’s ER was “I see, and you thought it was a dildo? I see… Sir, are you sure it is not loaded?”

from an earlier conversation

Filed under: Anti-SJW,commentary,Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),QOTD — Sol @ 11:28 am

“…in this country you have to issue a stack of warning labels as big as yellow pages when you give someone a lollypop!”

February 28, 2016

Boner for you, Sir!

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 1:46 pm

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February 27, 2016

from an earlier conversation with a friend

Filed under: Daily Crazies,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 9:06 pm

“You know how some people have their minds in the gutter?

Well, I AM the sewer dwelling mermaid that looks up at the sniveling lying weasels in the gutter with contemptuous distaste. I own my pervy shit, Ma’m. I would totally watch you eat a clementine! “

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