my brain just threw up a little…

M – “I like her – she is fun”

M – “she is not crazy, which is a whole new territory for me”

F – “are you sure? all women are crazy”

M – “oh, she is as crazy as any other woman. what I am trying to say is that she is not completely bat-shit-fucking-insane like everything else I stuck my dick into for the last 37yrs”

M – “it is really rather strange to be in a relationship with a levelheaded woman”

M – “yeah, it’s like driving a comfortable sports car after 37 years of driving a short-bus full of grown up retarded vagina carriers”

http://crabrevenge.com

Basic concept is – you give someone crabs. Site claims that they DO send you a container (vial) with 30 eggs in it. They even tell you how to plant them onto his/her pubic hair.

Q. How do I give these crabs to someone?

A. One could simply put the eggs and crabs into someone’s bed or carpet bomb someone’s car and have everyone they know itching for weeks… some imagination is required and very little skill.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab_louse says that…

In immortal words of St Pocket… “Fuckstockings!”

(note from me to YOU – I heard that a good close shave takes care of the pest. But listen, if you are INSANE enough to infect anyone with pubic lice without courtesy of delivering the pest by use of your own infested package, you well deserve to get force-fed the shavings with a side of slapping)

“… my love for you is like the sky. Big. Blue. And Dripping.”

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