M – “I like her – she is fun”
M – “she is not crazy, which is a whole new territory for me”
F – “are you sure? all women are crazy”
M – “oh, she is as crazy as any other woman. what I am trying to say is that she is not completely bat-shit-fucking-insane like everything else I stuck my dick into for the last 37yrs”
M – “it is really rather strange to be in a relationship with a levelheaded woman”
M – “yeah, it’s like driving a comfortable sports car after 37 years of driving a short-bus full of grown up retarded vagina carriers”