my brain just threw up a little…

July 24, 2010

Pennsic/HDP rules

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sol @ 2:46 am

1) Debauchery is a must

2) Getting inebriated is not officially required, but it is never frowned upon.

3) Do not be a slacker – show up for setup or tear down. Both would be great.

4) Be supernice to people. Go out of your way to help and it pays back tenfold.

5) DO NOT be an asshole!

6) Avoid drama at all costs.

7) Share.

8) Remember to get laid for if you cannot get laid at Pennsic War, you cannot get laid at all!

9) We are not going to make you do stupid things, but we are not going to make you stop either.

10) Have fun! Pennsic is not suppose to be boring. Start doing something crazy and you are guaranteed to have at least thirty people to do it with you.

July 23, 2010

At times Pop sends some good jokes.

Filed under: lawls — Sol @ 9:14 pm

“Oy, vot luck, says Mrs. Rosenberg.”I can take ‘his’ room.”

“I’m sorry, madam,” says the clerk, “but I thought you understood my meaning. To be blunt, we do not cater to Jews.”

“Jews?” exclaims Mrs. Rosenberg. “So, who’s a Jew? I’m a Cat’lic.”In obvious disbelief, the clerk asks her, “If you’re a Catholic, then answer this question: Who is the Son of God?”

“Dot’s easy,” says Mrs. Rosenberg, “Jesus Christ.”

The clerk, still not convinced, then asks, “Who was Jesus’ mother and father?

“Mary and Joseph,” replies Mrs. Rosenberg testily.

Then the clerk asks, “And where was Jesus born?”

“In a manger in a barn,” answers Mrs. Rosenberg, becoming agitated.

“And why was Jesus born in a manger in a barn?” asks the clerk.

“Cause a shmuck like you vouldn’t rent a room to Jews!!!”

Potato-Head. Steampunk Potato-Head.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sol @ 8:17 pm


July 22, 2010

The Aristocrats…

Filed under: lawls — Sol @ 2:01 pm


(from )

July 19, 2010

if I had a million dollars…

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sol @ 8:25 pm

If I had a million dollars I’d buy a house. With plenty of rooms for everyone. And with a huge yard for all the cats and dogs. And with a huge fence to keep the drama the hell out of there. And two or three vehicles.
I, unfortunately, do not have a million dollars. What I do have is a rather large burning hole in my wallet and a disturbingly hopeless inability to help. Come to think of it, if I had about 60K sitting in the bank I’d be able to fix things, but I cannot even borrow that from the bank. To make matters worse, I cannot even offer my roof to more than one person thanks to the snitching-snivelling-conniving geriatric bitch of a neighbour.
I can’t fix this, and realization of this fact is enough to turn my day into a serious steaming pile of shit.
If I had a million dollars…

July 15, 2010

on WoW

Filed under: Daily Crazies — Sol @ 2:29 pm

“…and as long as we name games after exclamations, can we please get games like “YUCK” “OUCH” and “UGH”?”

(from an earlier conversation)

July 13, 2010

it is stuck

Filed under: lawls — Sol @ 12:27 pm

July 12, 2010


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July 7, 2010

i was just told…

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sol @ 11:45 am

you poor poor kid. it is never easy to face the news of ones parent passing away. my heart goes out to you. take refuge in family around you and let the time do what it does.

July 4, 2010

from earlier conversation…

Filed under: lawls — Sol @ 3:06 pm

put an icecube in his bum… you know… “for the road”

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