my brain just threw up a little…

October 8, 2010

from Pop

Filed under: lawls — Sol @ 8:17 pm

a fairy god-mother is talking to a married couple:

“You two have been a fantastic married couple for over twenty five years. Because you were so very good I am granting you two a wish. One wish for you (pointing at the wife) and one wish for you (pointing at the husband).”

Wife says “I want to travel the world with my wonderful husband.”

Godmother waved her wand and tickets appeared in wife’s trembling hand.

And the husband said “well, I am over fifty, and would like to travel the world with a woman who is thirty years younger.”

Godmother waved her wand, and the husband turned eighty.

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