my brain just threw up a little…

December 30, 2010

re Your Brains

Filed under: commentary — Sol @ 5:37 pm

December 28, 2010

from recent conversation with an old friend

Filed under: lawls — Sol @ 8:52 pm

“I had a daydream. You were wearing a full plate armor, and you were fist-fucking Little Sara’s still warm corpse. I have no idea what could’ve brought that on, but hey, it made me smile that warm, happy, innocent, joyful smile of a child who knows what he is going to get for Christmas.”

wish-list for new years present

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sol @ 8:45 pm

A humble wish-list for my New Years present.

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Bulfinchs-Mythology/Thomas-Bulfinch/e/9781593082734/?itm=2&USRI=bulfinch

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Don-Quixote/Miguel-de-Cervantes-Saavedra/e/9781593080464/pwb=1&

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Aesops-Fables/Aesop/e/9781593083304/pwb=1&

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Bulfinchs-Greek-and-Roman-Mythology/Thomas-Bulfinch/e/9780486411071/?itm=4&USRI=bulfinch

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Bulfinchs-Mythology/Thomas-Bulfinch/e/9780452011526/?itm=8&USRI=bulfinch

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Bulfinchs-Medieval-Mythology/Thomas-Bulfinch/e/9780486436531/?itm=14&USRI=bulfinch

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Bulfinchs-Mythology/Thomas-Bulfinch/e/9780375751479/?itm=29&USRI=bulfinch

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/The-classic-myths-in-English-literature-and-in-art-based-originally-on-Bulfinchs-Age-of-fable/Charles-Mills-Gayley/e/9781176266322/?itm=50&USRI=bulfinch

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Grimms-Complete-Fairy-Tales/Brothers-Grimm/e/9781435114890/pwb=1&

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/The-Complete-Sherlock-Holmes/Arthur-Conan-Doyle/e/9781435114944/pwb=1&

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/The-Complete-Fairy-Tales-and-Stories/Hans-Christian-Andersen/e/9781435125995/pwb=1&

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/The-Complete-Tales-and-Poems-of-Edgar-Allan-Poe/Edgar-Allan-Poe/e/9781435106345/pwb=1&

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/The-Arabian-Nights/Richard-Francis-Burton/e/9781435114883/pwb=1&

chickens

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sol @ 7:36 pm

I picked up this habit of pluralizing the word chicken after hearing George Carlin say “Chickens are good people!”

Now it’s pasta and chickens.

What if Carlin was trying to pun on Chickens possibly being a last name. That sounds befitting a persons last name.

I mean, there is “Dickens”, why not “Chickens.”

That gives me some undesired cannibalistic appearance.

“Hello George, tonight I am serving pasta and Harold and Emily Chickens!”

What’s the origin of the last name “Dickens”?

Dear Gods…

Filed under: lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 6:44 pm

From an earlier conversation with a good friend:

“I gotta tell you, I would blow an entire pantheon of gods in appreciation for letting me retain my own sense of humour. Having this sense of humor is much like having a bullet-proof and fire-retardant blanket covered in mutant unicorns shagging bunnies and duckies.”

word of the day

Filed under: Daily Crazies — Sol @ 5:24 pm

cheese-grater

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_grater

www.urbandictionary.com  have a few definitions of their own. you are welcome to look them up yourself. be warned, almost all of those definitions involve teeth.

December 22, 2010

neat

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sol @ 11:03 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_salt#Historical_production

December 21, 2010

fu

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sol @ 5:12 pm

sticky choking muck

December 16, 2010

from a convo with a friend

Filed under: lawls — Sol @ 8:33 am

“what’s next? you will start talking about disposable adult diapers with leopard print on them. Commercials for those would go kinda like “Unleash your inner Tarzan!” and “Let loose that Inner Beast” ?
Perhaps “Go WILD – drop that load!”

lol

Filed under: lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 2:45 am

http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order_Your_Handjob!.html

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