my brain just threw up a little…

January 19, 2011

moneyshot in bullet-time

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 11:25 am

Last book in trilogy I will write… it will have vampires, werewolves, superheroes, good looking hackers, silver robots with tits, wizards, fucking, and a lot of bullet-time. orgies in bullet-time… it will be the newest and greatest thing! And I will be responsible for it! People will look at fucking in bullet-time and see my face all over it!

January 16, 2011

Dyed in the wool.

Filed under: commentary — Sol @ 5:37 pm

Dyed in the wool.

The expression “dyed in the wool” refers to a state of steadfastness, especially with respect to one’s politicalreligious or social beliefs. The expression comes from the fact that fabric can be dyedin a number of ways. The woven fabric may be dyed after it is complete, or the threads may be dyed before they are woven. When a color is “dyed in the wool,” the wool itself is dyed before being spun into threads, so the colour is least likely to fade or change. (Dyes: Webster’s Quotations, Facts and Phrases. Icon Group International. 2008, p. 344.)

January 14, 2011


Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 4:44 pm

“… at least my parents didn’t name me after booze…”

January 11, 2011

flying car

Filed under: commentary,gadgets,lawls — Sol @ 1:31 pm

watch this first:


now ask yourself this question… who is this insane doctor?

I am not quite sure that this is how it went down, but apparently there is this now…

connect the dots.

Plague Diary, Day #3.

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 10:15 am

Dear Diary…

plague needs to go away. soon. i think this calls for some ritual of walking around with a bell howling “bring out your dead” or sacrificing some animals. heeey… i can think of a few humans I could sacrifice. I had that list somewhere. No, wait… I have to save the Crazy List for Dex, he needs to get laid. No, wait, he … yeah, that would be equivalent of “throwing him under a train covered in glitter and economy grade personal lubricant” (is how I put it yesterday when he was asking about The Crazy List). Wait… that COULD technically be a “sacrifice.” Well, no, because gods would not have him after that. I would know! Yeah, human sacrifice is in order. Dex had not pissed me off recently, he is safe. Any of my exes? neah – damaged goods they are. Besides, that would be like offering gods your sloppy seconds – a sure way to get gods mad. And you know how they are when they are mad, they won’t do that monotheistic wrathful crap. Oh-no! They hang out at some quiet little joint in their 5th dimension VIG lounge, sharing their common consciences/reality, all looking at Yours Truly, all with the same smirk on their faces, all thinking the same “oh did you now, hehehe” and the entire pantheon is cooking up another cruel prank involving some unimaginable combination of celestial bodies, soft hands on my face, traffic, lack of sleep, crying children, rage, forgotten bills, and bad food. With a side of plague… AGAIN.

Why did I just remember Tarkovsky’s Sacrifice. fuck all this, back to work.

at least I have my dog to come home to. **hug**

January 10, 2011

Plague Diary, Day #2.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sol @ 9:07 am

Plague Diary, Day #2. Dear Diary, I haven’t argued with my body like this in quite some time. It (my body) behaves like an ornery toddler. I am trying to get him to eat and to hold the food, and the squirming little shit throws up a lot at first, and when I dupe it by eating small portions, it starts asking for tons of liquids. I give it a ton of liquids, and you know what this shithead does? Flushes everything out the other end. It is ok. I am more stubborn than he is. (at least that’s a general consensus). Oh and I no longer have fever (SCORE!) so any insane spouting today are my very own and I am not blaming it on fever-induced crazies. I think it is funny that I have “#2” in the title of this post. haha. More later I have to sh

January 6, 2011

and now for something completely different…

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sol @ 2:07 pm


Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 12:59 pm

“its a compliment, Lady… not a four-foot long horse dick with a pound of smegma on it. Take a compliment!”

January 5, 2011


Filed under: random crazies — Sol @ 4:36 pm

headache. stupid fucking throb that doesn’t quit. this kid cried in my arms and it tore at my heart. it physically fucking hurt. am i to understand that i cannot restore that balance i once offset? i keep telling myself “do what you can, do what you can, shut your trap and do what you can” but she shut that door that I slammed in her face, and i am not allowed back in. throb. i hate her guts. i love her. i am terrified of kids. that boy was holding on to me and did not let go. little handprints, little foot prints circled over in blue ball-point, burning pages, screaming woman, i burned those pages almost twenty years ago, and I am still haunted by baby-noises through static. i am not a good man. i deserve this. every fucking minute of it. thermodynamics. for every action…

God. Fuck You.

January 4, 2011

friends… they say the darnest things

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 9:00 pm

“… stop insulting my friends, or I will beat you with a wet cat tied to an axe!”

(after I called myself dumb in a conversation with  [redacted] )

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