my brain just threw up a little…

February 23, 2011

just a thought

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 12:35 pm

Coffee shops smell of warm cup of comfort and introversive contemplation.  I wonder if kids working in coffee shops still get that feeling, or if they get desensitized to the smell and all they smell is chemicals and people from across the counter.

February 9, 2011

it’s the small things…

Filed under: random crazies — Sol @ 5:12 pm

It’s the small things in life that make my day go all better. Here, look, a bowl of salad with good dressing on it. It is the bowl of hot butter chicken over brown basmati that follows. It is this steaming mug of tea here. It is this comfortable pair of shoes. oh my, what a simple creature I am. It’s the small things.

QOTD

Filed under: random crazies — Sol @ 2:03 pm

***A wise Mongol Knows – grass grows under the feet of a pony burdened by bullshit***

(honestly stolen from a friends post)

February 8, 2011

how dare you?!

Filed under: random crazies — Sol @ 9:13 pm

So this girl used the P word on me.

I yielded her attempt to criticize my manner and used the B word on her.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/pontificating

and now for something completely different

Filed under: random crazies — Sol @ 6:05 pm

How come you never hear combination of words “burly” and “nipples” in the same sentence?

Dude, I think you are doing it wrong.

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 5:30 pm

so I was told about this rather oversized dude who threw his back out.

I asked “how?” totally expecting “oh he was lifting this HEAVY SOMETHING”, or “he turned at some awkward angle”… no, it wasn’t the reason. Reason was – “he was doing it”

I have done that before, I tried expressing my sympathies for the pain, and was told that “he wasn’t doing it with another person. He was by himself, in front of a computer.”

Um… dude… I think you are doing it wrong.

February 6, 2011

writing assignment

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 12:17 pm

Write me a story about mice and cookies.

Make it short and pornographic. Make use of words “sommerset”, “Caligula”, and “Jet Fuel” in the first paragraph

Make use of words “paper-plug”, “heaving”, and “gravel-chow” in the second paragraph

Finish abruptly on the third paragraph after using words “snail” , “smoldering excretions”, and “nail-rust” in the first sentence.

Last sentence is to be an original expletive insulting Humans, Mice, Baked Goods, and George W Bush.

February 2, 2011

a thought

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 3:58 pm

“OOOOOK…”

February 1, 2011

QOTD

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 3:01 pm

“Couch gets deeper when you are drunk.”

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