Coffee shops smell of warm cup of comfort and introversive contemplation. I wonder if kids working in coffee shops still get that feeling, or if they get desensitized to the smell and all they smell is chemicals and people from across the counter.
February 23, 2011
February 9, 2011
it’s the small things…
It’s the small things in life that make my day go all better. Here, look, a bowl of salad with good dressing on it. It is the bowl of hot butter chicken over brown basmati that follows. It is this steaming mug of tea here. It is this comfortable pair of shoes. oh my, what a simple creature I am. It’s the small things.
QOTD
***A wise Mongol Knows – grass grows under the feet of a pony burdened by bullshit***
(honestly stolen from a friends post)
February 8, 2011
how dare you?!
So this girl used the P word on me.
I yielded her attempt to criticize my manner and used the B word on her.
and now for something completely different
How come you never hear combination of words “burly” and “nipples” in the same sentence?
Dude, I think you are doing it wrong.
so I was told about this rather oversized dude who threw his back out.
I asked “how?” totally expecting “oh he was lifting this HEAVY SOMETHING”, or “he turned at some awkward angle”… no, it wasn’t the reason. Reason was – “he was doing it”
I have done that before, I tried expressing my sympathies for the pain, and was told that “he wasn’t doing it with another person. He was by himself, in front of a computer.”
Um… dude… I think you are doing it wrong.
February 6, 2011
writing assignment
Write me a story about mice and cookies.
Make it short and pornographic. Make use of words “sommerset”, “Caligula”, and “Jet Fuel” in the first paragraph
Make use of words “paper-plug”, “heaving”, and “gravel-chow” in the second paragraph
Finish abruptly on the third paragraph after using words “snail” , “smoldering excretions”, and “nail-rust” in the first sentence.
Last sentence is to be an original expletive insulting Humans, Mice, Baked Goods, and George W Bush.