my brain just threw up a little…

April 27, 2011

Frozen Siberian Soviet Zombies, motherfucker!

Filed under: lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 4:01 pm

… and I quote:

“Romero is not only the inspiration for the upcoming level—he has a cameo appearance as well. And starring alongside him are Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Robert Englund (Nightmare on Elm Street), Michael Rooker (The Walking Dead), and Danny Trejo (Machete). In the game they’ll be playing four survivors fighting off Soviet zombies in a “mysterious, ice-covered, remote Siberian island.”

 

from http://arstechnica.com/gaming/news/2011/04/buffy-freddy-kruger-and-george-romero-star-in-grindhouse-style-black-ops-dlc.ars

true story…

Filed under: lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 11:47 am

11:44 Friend Do you have stink bugs there or is it too cold.
11:44 Me not sure what those are
11:45 Me although I am pretty sure I’ve dated one for about half an hour

 

April 26, 2011

bad memory

Filed under: commentary — Sol @ 2:28 pm

Oh dear boy, why would you want to call me? It can’t be that bad, can it? Didn’t your mother tell you that I am this horrible individual, who wants nothing to do with you? I expected that she did tell you what manner of nightmarish creature I am, and how dangerous it is to even think about me. You really should listen to your mom. Moms know best, really. Heed her warnings, dear boy. Surely it will all work out. There will be some happy balance between her and your step-dad, and all will be well. As for me… just think of me as a bad memory. I will float up to the surface once in a great while. You shrug it off and dismiss it like fly into wind, and carry on with life with all its twists and turns. It is a great open road, you just have to pay attention to where you are going so you do not come to a screeching halt in some dead-end and out of reasons. Everything will be alright. Be a smart monkey, toss that number and pay no mind to anything but what you need to do to be happy. Run along now…

April 23, 2011

advertisements on hulu

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 1:33 am

Commercials on hulu.  I think they have fuckered up their research. I would expect that for my demographic they would try pushing motorcycles, local eateries, politicians, or even hard-on pills! Apparently whoever or whatever is in charge of selecting commercials for hulu think that i am a leper who needs to buy another vehicle and do my laundry with a detergent of their choice… to save the color after my next gas-bill will make me nosedive off a cliff above a leper-colony or something. wtf

gattaca

Filed under: random crazies — Sol @ 12:28 am

hmm… something I did not know.
The name “Gattaca” is composed entirely of the letters used to label the nucleotide bases of DNA. The four nitrogen bases of DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid) are adenine, thymine, cytosine, and guanine.

April 22, 2011

QOTD

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 11:26 pm

“I am an asshole, but at least I try to be a better asshole. It is in our DNA to improve our species.”
(David Sandström from ReGenesis)

bad tea

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 4:18 pm

just came across this tea. this is so fucking awful. it tastes like clove wrapped in cardboard. however, if I add sugar to it, it tastes very good. i think i will feed this to some of my clove-smoking friends.

April 21, 2011

last 24 hrs

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 12:46 pm

A) That old expression about teeth of a gift-horse is apparently well forgotten on some. Your teeth maybe perfect, but you are damaged goods, my good lady. No, I will not indulge in conversations with you, you are not worth my effort. Good Day.
B) “if you are making friends with my enemies, what does it make you?” I tell you what it makes me – it makes me a one leery motherfucker.
C) “My good Lady, please do not writhe quite so much, I have a hard time keeping the tome of Pushkin open on your back!” pushed through google-translator creates really quite a mess. Moon would know!
D) pre-regged, yay!
E) Tonight I am going to the pub. I will have two pints. I will play games and eat some scary bar-food. Low budget will keep me from getting trashed. And then it will be home, hot tea, and figuring out that twist in the werewolf story, that will hopefully eliminate that gaping hole in the plot.
F) Coked up midgets with claw-hammers… oh-yeah!

April 19, 2011

wordfeud

Filed under: random crazies — Sol @ 8:42 pm

so this friend tells me that my grasp on English is SOOOOOO much better than hers. And then she whoops the nine colors of shit out of me in wordfeud. rrrrrrriiiighttt!

I should try that chantix thing. Without going nuts.

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 8:40 pm

The US Food and Drug Administration requires Chantix (varenicline) and Zyban (bupropion) to carry a black box warning, the agency’s strongest safety warning, due to public reports of side effects including depression, suicidal thoughts, and suicidal actions. In fact, a 2009 study on almost 11,000 participants, showed no such adverse effects. The conclusion of the study was “”We found no clear evidence of an increased risk of self harm, suicidal thoughts, or depression in people prescribed varenicline compared with those prescribed other smoking cessation products. In view of increasing concerns about the possible increased risk of suicide associated with these drugs and their increasing popularity, further investigation of their effect on suicide risk is required in other databases and through secondary analysis of all adverse event reporting in relevant clinical trials. Any such risk must be balanced against the likely long term health benefits of smoking cessation and the robust evidence of the effectiveness of varenicline as an aid to smoking cessation.”
(wikipedia article)

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