my brain just threw up a little…

November 24, 2011

Grimm

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 12:19 am

Awesome awesome show (at least what I’ve seen of it so far).  Basically a modern day interpretation and … think of it as “Based on Grimm’s Tales” and retold as modern day spin-off of Grimm’s creepy fuckery.

I really hope it doesn’t get cancelled. Whoever makes choices about cancelling shows really needs to go back to their day-job of sucking random gangrenous cock through a hole in a seedy train-station shitter. Some insolent twat decided that Kings wasn’t good enough. That made me angry.

Some of the stuff in this show is pretty cool. Acting is… well… its a damn fairy tale, so bugger off!
have a screenshot or three…

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Erntemaschinen von dem Grimms is inscribed on the scythe. Suppose to be “reaper of Grimms,” but I cannot vouch for that, being how I don’t speak German… )

November 23, 2011

well.. grrrr?

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 12:22 pm

Dear Back…

two hookers?

grrrrr.

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 11:38 am

Dear Back,

if you stop hurting in the next few minutes, I promise to buy you an hour-long massage from a seriously ugly old toothless hooker. Old, ugly, and toothless so I don’t think of shagging this hooker, and she would not be slacking from massage, see? I can just see me melting in sloppy relaxation as my T8-T9 repositions itself back to where it belongs, and I exhale with relief. Ah… a hooker with big meaty paws and saggy tits. No “happy ending”, ok? Come on, Back, stop this silliness! I have servers to build!

Much love,

Your Head.

SoA

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 1:55 am

Hold your tongue, critic. SoA is awesome.

I think for New Years or at some near long weekend I will sit on a half-eaten couch with my dogs and hot tea, and watch all four seasons in one go.

 

November 22, 2011

This makes me very angry.

Filed under: commentary — Sol @ 2:21 pm

 

93 days? oh fuck that, Sir! Give me ten minutes with this guy. And if you feel adventurous, feel free to throw in a bucket of water, fillet knife, cable-ties, two masonry sponges, 25ft long jumper-cables, two-phase outlet on an independent power source (like a generator), one 2x12x10 stud-grade board, a tennis-ball, and a loaded salt shaker. Ten minutes.

 

From: http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/article/20111122/NEWS01/311220020/Dimondale-man-pleads-no-contest-case-dog-left-bludgeoned-hog-tied?odyssey=tab

LANSING – A 24-year-old man accused of leaving a dog bludgeoned and hog-tied in a wooded area early this year pleaded no contest today to a misdemeanor charge.

Today in 54A District Court, Ray Emmanuel Potter of Dimondale pleaded no contest to abandoning/cruelty to an animal, officials said.

He faces up to 93 days in jail.

The dog, a pit bull, was found Jan. 19 by a man walking his dog. The pit bull’s four legs had been bound together with heavy-duty electrical tape. The dog’s muzzle was also taped shut. The dog also had severe head injuries — the result of blunt-force beatings, officials said.

The dog, known as Tatiana, has recovered from its physical injuries, officials said.

November 21, 2011

P455w0Rd5, really? And who is Michael?

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 9:02 pm

From 25 “Worst Passwords”
1. password
2. 123456
3.12345678
4. qwerty
5. abc123
6. monkey
7. 1234567
8. letmein
9. trustno1
10. dragon
11. baseball
12. 111111
13. iloveyou
14. master
15. sunshine
16. ashley
17. bailey
18. passw0rd
19. shadow
20. 123123
21. 654321
22. superman
23. qazwsx
24. michael
25. football

oh I call bullshit! Ask any of my ex-coworkers from that previous place we used to work at – they will all tell you that the likeliest password you will find from any southerner is going to involve jesus. In fact, it will very likely be a JESUS1 or some such variation with bangs and other fuckery stapled to it. I think Forbes is trying to be politically correct and avoids using “lords name in vain,” never you mind that using said name in and of itself to secure ones porn-browsing habits is… well… questionable.
St Peter, gently tapping and antique looking set of skeleton keys into his hand, looks kindly into their eyes and whispers softly: “you know you looked at that terrible filth, and you hid it with LORDS NAME!!!”
And a waft of sulfurous fumes risen ever so gently…

perspective…

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies — Sol @ 12:24 pm

http://xkcd.com/980/

Godfather

Filed under: random crazies — Sol @ 12:51 am

When in doubt – watch Godfather

November 20, 2011

you cannot explain this

Filed under: random crazies — Sol @ 4:04 pm

Beginners

Filed under: commentary — Sol @ 2:22 pm

I just finished watching Beginners . I do not think IMDB’s description does this film justice.

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