my brain just threw up a little…

January 29, 2012

Bruce Willis in North(1994)

Filed under: lawls,random crazies,screen-shots — Sol @ 10:24 pm

you cannot explain this

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 8:19 am

… as ceiling cat looks on…

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,screen-shots — Sol @ 3:19 am

fukung – you never disappoint

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD — Sol @ 12:34 am

January 27, 2012


Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 7:17 pm


Seriously Gross Shit!

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies — Sol @ 3:15 pm

Immortalized (™) !!!



“Fear Factor” producers’ plans to serve fresh glasses of donkey semen to contestants on the next episode had NBC execs so concerned … they gave serious thought to killing the stunt, TMZ has learned.

Sources involved in the production tell us the stomach-churning stunt was shot last summer — but NBC honchos were having a tough time swallowing this one as the air date approached.

We’re told the challenge involved teams of twins drinking the full glass of donkey semen — with a glass of urine thrown in for good measure. Contestants had to drain both glasses in order to move on to the next round.

Our sources say NBC execs had multiple pow-wows in the months after the stunt was shot … but eventually gave FF producers the thumbs up.

Calls to NBC were not immediately returned.

The episode airs this coming Monday — and yes, we’re told multiple contestants actually do (gulp) drink up.

So that’s what they mean by donkey punch.


WTF? Is this the best we, the people, can do for entertainment?
I am actually tempted to watch and track down their contestants, just so I could send them all gift baskets containing Listerin, Tums, dry oats, bottled water, home pregnancy tests, dental floss, and a copy of “Our Furry Friends.”

January 26, 2012

Who says I cannot write like an emo!?

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD — Sol @ 1:20 pm

“World is a cruel mistress who plucketh shine of joy from my no longer youthful brow with harpy-like claws of cruel indifference and bad food. Woe onto me for trusting an order from a sales nUb! Grief and misery to which I have succumbed drags me into abysmal dismay, where I surely be crushed and my no longer bleeding emaciated heart will break its way out of my breathless chest, drawing starved entrails in its wake, like some nightmarish cheerleader escaping filth-filled commode with a macabre garland of used tissue stuck to its dirty bare foot… … bitches.”

(from an earlier conversation with a co-worker, whose department’s order had me on something of a wild goose-chase for over an hour)

January 23, 2012

For EVE playing individuals – I am stuck in worm-hole instances.

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 4:08 pm

I can totally see myself leaving ejected cans in that cold unfriendly worm-hole instance space. Cans containing messages (not unlike those message-bottles left by sailors who are about to hit the drink) that read “I am out of ammo… pirates everywhere… it’s been my 18th month by the last count… I am out of new skills because I’ve maxed them all out… yesterday some insolent bastard stole my last scanner-probe and I laughed at me when I asked for water and/or directions… all these …s are not because I am lacking of things to say – this is the text that gets washed away with my manly tears and… perhaps I could eject myself out of the airlock to end it all… better not… last can I ejected contained my heart-breaking plea for help, and it got immediately sucked into a worm-hole that disappeared before I could cover the measly 2km separating me from what could very well been a way back home… I hope this can collides with a ship ran by whoever invented worm-hole trav….” (this is where message ends because the rest of the can is filled with frozen tears.)


January 21, 2012

A Ghost said that!

Filed under: Daily Crazies,QOTD — Sol @ 10:02 pm

“That happened to my Nan. One day she got hit in the head by a radio-controlled plane at a county fair, and from that moment obsessed with pygmy goats.”


QOTD brought to you by “Being Human.” (U.K. show featuring a vampire, a werewolf, a ghost, a priest, a rabbi, a lesb… oh wait, wrong joke, shit…)

January 20, 2012

LOLs. Have some.

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,heinous geekery,lawls — Sol @ 3:15 pm

THIS is too damn funny. Entirely out of context. Some even appears to be completely off-the-wall. And you know what – best not wonder how and under what possible circumstances any of those quotes came to see the light of day.

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