my brain just threw up a little…

March 31, 2012

I am pretty sure there is a misplaced alien anal probe in my brain

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls — Sol @ 11:13 am

Can we please have Rule34 Happy Tree Friends VS Nightmare Before Xmas, with Randy Newman’s “You’ve got a friend in me” for a soundtrack?

Maestro…

 

CURSES! it is stuck!

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 11:01 am

disturbing

There is a whole article on that. It is disturbing on many levels.

http://motherjones.com/slideshows/2012/02/when-women-used-lysol-birth-control/lysol-douche-cobweb

March 30, 2012

disaster…

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD — Sol @ 3:12 pm

and reading this completely ruined it…

 

 

… my collection of aznPr0n is completely useless now. Thanks!

March 28, 2012

apt 23

“Dear Brain,

Today you have sent some leftover Chinese food down your esophagus, which naturally landed here for processing. We regret to inform you that processing of aforementioned food will not be taking place and it is being sent back because you were watching a show called “apt 23.” I refuse to work in these abhorrent conditions and I expect that this is going to be an educational experience for both you and I. Chiefly for You, so you would know better than sending food in for processing while watching this terrifying rubbish. And for me, so I do not wait for six minutes of the premier to let myself gag and start the nutrient rejection proceedings.

A soothing cup of ginger tea, a biscuit, and an hour of blank wall are expected as reparations for this egregious trespass, Sir.

Sincerely yours,

Stomach.

March 27, 2012

affection

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,immortalized (™) — Sol @ 5:44 pm

“All and any affection is negotiable. “

from an earlier conversation with a friend

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 4:42 pm

“This is probably one of those things that will let my imagination kick into a high gear and I will be found three days later, wandering aimlessly in Canadian wilderness, naked, carrying a very molested elk liver, reciting lines out of some imaginary play about pirates. Much later, in psychotherapy session, my mumbling and drooling self will be persuaded to DRAW an answer to the question about what happened to me during those three days. Resulting finger and poop drawing will depict a crude female stick-figure with horrendously malformed overgrowth of pubic hair and a runny title… “BLACK BAERD””

 

(this is probably one of the more elaborate ways of refusing to click on a link… ever)

just realized this…

Cover art of Night Watch (terry pratchett’s discworld novel) is done after a painting by Rembrandt with the same name.

 

Comment to TSA critics

I have no problem with TSA. They want to see me naked because I have an accent? It’s alright – I get that a lot.

March 26, 2012

Dear Geeks…

Filed under: commentary,heinous geekery — Sol @ 10:44 pm

hey, how about that:

 

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