my brain just threw up a little…

March 26, 2012

which do I do first?

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 10:38 pm

why do i even open my mouth?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Sol @ 7:15 pm

Sitting outside this Chinese restaurant with my dog. Waiting on my carryout. Dog gets restless sniffing and whining. My Inside Retard said “if I sat like this near a crematorium I too would be nervous.” Used outside voice. ./fail

from a conversation about boiled clams

Filed under: Daily Crazies,pranks,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 4:22 pm

“that would make my fridge smell like a hooker that died of yeast infection.”

 

March 24, 2012

I SO should not be a parent…

Filed under: Daily Crazies,gadgets,immortalized (™),lawls — Sol @ 5:15 pm

It’s a sign…

interspecies erotica

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 11:26 am

March 22, 2012

from an earlier conversation

Filed under: lawls,QOTD — Sol @ 2:07 pm

“Vasectomy? Here is a jar, a nylon thread, and a travel shaving kit. Do it yourself, boy!”

 

touching on a Pope

March 20, 2012

cuteness

Filed under: random crazies — Sol @ 4:34 pm

QOTD

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD — Sol @ 11:21 am
"I'd defend him in a prison shower"

(from one of our customers about one of our employees)

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