my brain just threw up a little…

May 31, 2012


I’ve discovered what could only be described as a combination of “WTF” and “./facepalm”


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just… wtf

I want to know more about this person who actually buys THAT for THAT purpose. Do you just wake up one morning, and between stretching in the shower and brushing your teeth you just randomly go “BAMM!!! I think later in the afternoon Ima gonna shag me some plushy pony. Yeah! That’s a great idea!”, or does this take some serious childhood abuse and dramatic traumatic fondling by your grandma dressed as a priest?



May 27, 2012


chocolate makes everything better.


“… should’ve taken the blue pill.”

Filed under: Daily Crazies,heinous geekery,immortalized (™),lawls — Sol @ 12:26 pm

May 25, 2012

Sherlock Holmes

Filed under: immortalized (™),random crazies,screen-shots — Sol @ 11:03 pm

just a thought

“Noodling” – one has to be very lonely to start fisting a fish in the mouth.

May 24, 2012


Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 4:52 pm

Anthony Hopkins (1971)

Filed under: immortalized (™),lawls,screen-shots — Sol @ 1:00 am



May 23, 2012

Darwin Awards Candidate?

this is leading up to the best “osh!…” ever

how can one explain that to the following three:

A) ER personnel

B) Insurance adjuster

C) St Peter



Coworker:  if he was a real man he’d have the right amount of air in the rear tire

Me: Hmm… so.. what you are saying is that Real Man would be doing this one a bike that’s on fire, with a backwards seating, on a wooden square wheel, with his 4ft penis, while drinking a 5th of Jack, smoking a cigar, strangling a lion, going up-hill at 160mph, while ignoring the engulfing flames and emanating aura of unapproachable cool… yes?

Coworker: fuck yes

only a ginger…

Filed under: heinous geekery,immortalized (™),lawls — Sol @ 12:42 pm

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