my brain just threw up a little…

July 28, 2012

top gear comment

Filed under: commentary,immortalized (™),lawls — Sol @ 8:42 pm

“… we have some alarming news from the colonies. You see, we have exported a bunch of convicts to Australia, and the God-Squad to America. And here we are, two hundred years down the line, and they have got it into their heads that they can make cars…”

Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear

July 27, 2012

an observation on small talk

Filed under: commentary,immortalized (™),lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 11:37 am

Do you realize that in order to sound familiar with a subject of “so-and-so who was performing/recording in 1960s and 1970s” all you have to do is say “was that done before that overdose?”

July 25, 2012

another conspiracy theory…

This is so dumb, it makes my pubic hair uncurl from sheer hopelessness of how dumb this is!

According to http://www.naturalnews.com/036536_James_Holmes_shooting_false_flag.html ,  last weeks shooting in Colorado was orchestrated by the FBI.

Listen, I too have a conspiracy theory! Kinda goes like this:

Government is working on alternative fuel which will replace gas/diesel when worlds surplus of oil will run out. Our scientists funded by unnamed three-letter companies and organizations are developing engine that will be fueled by pure “dumb.” Because, you see, there is no shortage of “dumb” around here.

July 24, 2012

reference to the state of Florida

Filed under: commentary,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:18 pm

“…florally-infused overflowing adult diaper on the ass of aging America…”

July 20, 2012

ouch…

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 6:33 pm

From http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/obese-woman-loses-weight-marathon-sex-article-1.1116995

 

“It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area,” he told the magazine. “But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe.”

 

From and earlier conversation with a friend

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 10:05 am

“b!tch, you is goin d0wn! Ima drop a couch on you!”

July 19, 2012

an observation

0908hrs

conversation with a coworker started on the topic of 68 Dodge Dart burning out.

0914hrs

conversation with a coworker ended with the topic of anal fisting.

July 18, 2012

ask and you shall receive… and sometimes you get exactly that for what you have asked.

internal server was ordered with jokingly specified color

July 17, 2012

some quote

Filed under: immortalized (™),QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 4:36 pm

“Black is the badge of true love lost, the hue of demons and the shadow of night…”

stolen from imgur

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