my brain just threw up a little…

October 17, 2012

word of the day

Filed under: Daily Crazies,Did You Know,random crazies — Sol @ 9:42 am





causing or worthy of ridicule or derision; absurd; preposterous;laughable: a ridiculous plan.

October 16, 2012

don’t ask

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 2:04 pm

“fisting a little pony”

October 9, 2012

4chan 4u

October 8, 2012

THAT would be interesting

So I saw this picture, and it got me thinking…















Are you all familiar with “The Aristocrats”?

Just thinking out loud. Sorry, please continue watching!

From an earlier conversation with a friend


    yep… we needed that (“we” as in “we, the people”) It used to be “Mommy! I am going to be smart and passionate, like [insert classics name HERE]!” Now it’s “Mommy! I am going to be psychotic, dim, antisocial, lawyered-up and selfish, … oh, and FAT! Just like that hippo that looks like an illegitimate child of vampire Lestat, Hungry Hippo, Rush Limbaugh, and Ronald Fucking McDonald,” “… and special!”  Give me thirty fat kids, napalm, shotgun with rocksalt/pigbristle loads, a bunny, thirty kennels, a rice patch, two shovels, an entrenching tool, and two bodybags. And a bible, one of them old ones. You know, family heirloom ones, with hard cover. The ones that weigh a ton! Oh! almost forgot! A pair of shekels, hinged cuffs, a ballgag, a welding generator, a tiled shower (hot water optional), steel chairs, 25ft jumper cables, two boxes of razor blades, bolt cutters, and some E-string for amputations. In one year I will produce the most efficient group, and hopefully only five of them will have to die. I HAVE excluded kittens and puppies from the course. I think making trainees eat their pets for sustenance and for skin is too much luxury. Besides it is not HBO-worthy because hippies complain. I have a name for it but you would not appreciate (being a member of american public and really caring about cultural icons on 21st century) Camp HoneyBooBoo


From an earlier conversation with a friend…

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:04 pm

“Ravage me, you homonculous mongoloid fuck!”

October 5, 2012

from an earlier conversation with a friend

Filed under: commentary,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 11:03 pm

anyway, can I go back to my porn now? Tonight it’s a pregnant shaved donkey and German’s fattest hermaphrodite all covered in mayonnaise

new punishment

As a form of punishment make your victim watch an entire episode of Jersey Shore, repeating everything that is being said, and with conviction, imitation, and as close as possible to how it is performed on the screen.

From an earlier conversation with a co-worker

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:51 pm

“if there is hair in the cleavage, you may want to look away from your plumber, please”

October 3, 2012


So this friend sends this to me with “Conversations I’ve heard you have at War lead me to believe you will find this highly amusing. ”






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