my brain just threw up a little…

March 23, 2013

tea stuffs 101

Filed under: Did You Know,gadgets,heinous geekery,screen-shots — Sol @ 1:19 pm

March 22, 2013

that was well thought through…

(from http://imgur.com/r/funny/j2NEsGA)

March 21, 2013

Surely there is a moral somewhere in there…

Filed under: lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 3:24 pm

So in this care facility for elderly and disabled, One of the residents (we will call him Mr Smith) was single and in his age was still feeling rather lonely. So Mr Smith was seeking companionship, and in his search he was introduced to an aged female resident of the same small community residing in the same facility. We will call her Ms Adler. After a proper social introduction and several walks in the surrounding grounds, nature took its course, and Mr Smith found himself with his pants around his ankles, and his oldest friend was being gently held by his newest friend. Much to Mr Smith’s dismay this was as far as things went. Ms Adler would wrap her thin hand around Mr Smith’s withering appendage once a day, for several minutes, and she would look at him for those several minutes with a loving and caring smile, the happiest adventurer that she is. Mr Smith was expecting more from Ms Adler, and on numerous occasions tried hinting it to her without breaking the bonds of propriety. Unfortunately this lead to no changes in her smile or her grasp. Her hand remained very much stationary.
And so, after a while, Mr Smith stopped going on walks with Ms Adler, and started going on walks with another female resident (we will call her Ms Crisper). And Ms Adler found this to be upsetting. So as the first opportunity presented itself, Ms Adler cornered Mr Smith and barely holding her desperation in check she angrily whispered: “I cannot believe you have left me for her! What is it that she has, that I do not have?”
And Mr Smith answered… “Parkinsons.”

this always gets me…

Filed under: Daily Crazies,Did You Know,random crazies — Sol @ 11:44 am

 

how do you approximate an exact number?

is this specific to Indonesia because some of those 17,508 islands get submerged depending on the moon cycles?

or maybe it is because they also tried to count peninsulas?

Can I get the exact peninsula count for Indonesia, please?

 

March 19, 2013

It is Tuesday

Filed under: Daily Crazies,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 11:53 am

Some days we are the hammer, other days we are the anvil, yet some other days we are the windshield. Some sources state that we could very well be the bug on that windshield. Japanese scientists speculate that at times we can even zen like a roadkill, when we do not zen like a truck. It is my observation that none of the above encompass our days in :outside the box” manner, because most days we are but a bunch of retards pretending that we are the truck loaded with zen, barreling down the endless highway of life, swiping irrelevant bugs off our windshield. In reality we are but self-absorbed nearsighted retards, hammering a roadkill on the anvil of everyday grind.

March 18, 2013

oh, alright, one more!

Filed under: heinous geekery,immortalized (™),lawls — Sol @ 5:14 pm

and as long as we are on that topic …

Filed under: heinous geekery,immortalized (™),lawls — Sol @ 4:44 pm

 

 

 

HH did this – awesome!

Filed under: heinous geekery,immortalized (™) — Sol @ 4:32 pm

March 17, 2013

Warren Ellis is never dull

Filed under: commentary,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 12:07 pm

qotd

Filed under: commentary,lawls,QOTD — Sol @ 11:29 am

“If you don’t imagine, nothing ever happens at all.” -John Green

loljournalism?

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