my brain just threw up a little…

May 30, 2013

“folkenfarl”

Filed under: Engrish,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD — Sol @ 10:06 am

9:58 Me:    what’s this English word that describes a rather painful nuisance that you could do without. like getting poked in the eye with a thumb that is growing out of the middle of your own forehead.

9:58 Friend:    erm… not sure we have a word for that.

9:59 Me:    make one up

9:59 Me:    Good! that will work!

9:59 Friend:    folkenfarl

9:59 Me:    excellent

9:59 Friend:    your shoulder is being folkenfarl

9:59 Me:    just a moment for the immortalization process

10:00 Friend:    oh dear

 

**must be Dutch for gargling sardines**

May 27, 2013

found on imgur

 

May 19, 2013

vaguebook this

Filed under: commentary,random crazies — Sol @ 11:49 am

Because Chechnya.

May 15, 2013

Next stop – Jerry Springer

what. the. fuck…

Filed under: commentary,QOTD — Sol @ 3:55 pm

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/05/elizabeth-warren-obama-put-bad-banks-trial

“too big to go to jail.”

We riot over violations of personal rights and freedoms, and that half-heartedly at best. When it comes to real criminals who are the true villains of our times, we grunt confused disapproval and continue mooing like fucking cattle.

My fellow Americans, disappoint.

May 14, 2013

Amy’s lol

Yeah, so… holy fucking shit!

http://youtu.be/MU6gHTIYnKY

In short sweet terms – Samy is stunningly greedy, aggressive, and a liar to boot. And Amy is … oh, man, I don’t even know where to begin!

And I really hope that some nearby joint would hire their staff and leave them to their own devices. These guys have a lot of sorting out to do.

Sidenote. If I walk into a restaurant and order food, I will leave without paying the bill if my food is not at my table. That guy trying to leave before his food arrived at his table should have called the police the very moment when he was prevented from leaving restaurant and at the first demand of payment for services that have not been rendered. Cops would love that a long time.

**Yalla!**

May 11, 2013

I like this guy! He brains in comfortable strides. I like =D

WhoSay - Photo from Neil Gaiman

May 9, 2013

Rest ceaseless blathering and turn your ear’s mind to jewel… nay, a Wonder hence presented!

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 11:26 pm

Three Little Pigs

May 8, 2013

doubletake

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