9:58 Me: what’s this English word that describes a rather painful nuisance that you could do without. like getting poked in the eye with a thumb that is growing out of the middle of your own forehead.
9:58 Friend: erm… not sure we have a word for that.
9:59 Me: make one up
9:59 Me: Good! that will work!
9:59 Friend: folkenfarl
9:59 Me: excellent
9:59 Friend: your shoulder is being folkenfarl
9:59 Me: just a moment for the immortalization process
10:00 Friend: oh dear
**must be Dutch for gargling sardines**
vaguebook this
Because Chechnya.