my brain just threw up a little…

January 31, 2014

Lingua franca, Sirs.

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 1:14 pm
Here is one of the reasons why my panties get all bunched up when I hear some ignorant/arrogant asshole mauling English beyond recognition instead of learning how to English.

January 30, 2014

letter to boss…

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 6:20 pm

On Tuesday, January 28th, year of our lord 2014, my bowel movement reached gargantuan proportions and could not be restrained by conventional and natural means. I spent most of that day and a good part of following night cursing myself for poor dietary choice of expired seafood, proving once and for all that there is no such thing as “fish tar-tar,” and that any deviation from freshness of ones seafood choices will produce most disastrous and least desirable effects, reflecting negatively on ones health and ability to walk upright, never mind being able to make it to work. With this said, I would like to use eight hours of my banked PTO to pay for this truly grievous culinary error, which I am sadly responsible for. With much respect…


January 10, 2014

your moment of zen

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 10:34 pm

comedy central would do well to combine ALL the “moment of zen” bits at the end of each year, and show them as one solid segment.

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