my brain just threw up a little…

February 24, 2014

from an earlier conversation with a coworker

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 9:58 pm

“I walked in on it (some singing contest), and the first song was Miley Cyrus song, so I turned right around…”

“Was the contestant naked, covered in dust, and hanging by the ball?”

February 17, 2014

And this happened…

Filed under: Daily Crazies,Engrish,random crazies — Sol @ 11:21 am

“Cletus is a very silly name. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but it feels worth the explanation.”

February 14, 2014

Helping a friend with a router setup

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 1:18 pm

Friend: thank you a million times over for helping me and being patient hug trying to do it online is difficult
Me:  oh, I am not patient
You cannot see it, but I have a box here filled with kittens, and every time you answer one of my tech questions with anything other than a simple straight data… I start strangling a kitten…
Friend:  liar ;) lol
Me:  http://bit.ly/1hiY29r

February 7, 2014

from an earlier conversation with a coworker

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 4:09 pm

answer, or I will convince an irish orphan with tourettes to defecate in your cube.”

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