March 5, 2014
Conversation with a coworker
Me: everyone is happy
Me: next – Peace in MiddleEast
Me: lolno
Me: sorry
Coworker: HA!
Coworker: np
Me: Peace in MiddleEarth
Coworker: Better
Me: yep. would be remarkably easy
Me: Jewish and Orcish population would switch places and everyone is happy
Coworker: Nice
Me: Sauron would get voted out, Sharon would get voted in, and all the hobbits would go kosher
Me: I can’t wait to see a Dwarven rabbi
Coworker: Oy Vey, Gandolf would have such a fit
Me: no he won’t! He’d be too busy laughing at orcs trying to convert to islam