One of the best overheards quotes from [REDACTED] General’s ER was “I see, and you thought it was a dildo? I see… Sir, are you sure it is not loaded?”
February 29, 2016
February 28, 2016
February 27, 2016
from an earlier conversation with a friend
“You know how some people have their minds in the gutter?
Well, I AM the sewer dwelling mermaid that looks up at the sniveling lying weasels in the gutter with contemptuous distaste. I own my pervy shit, Ma’m. I would totally watch you eat a clementine! “
hard
http://arstechnica.com/cars/2016/02/400mph-or-bust-meet-the-vbb-3-the-worlds-fastest-electric-car/
from an earlier conversation
“…in this country you have to issue a stack of warning labels as big as yellow pages when you give someone a lollypop!”