June 23, 2018
June 21, 2018
co-worker’s birthday
I can’t think of anything appropriate to do to him
I mean… I CAN, but it involves a suitcase, 17mm box wrench, Happy anniversary card, a ball of twine, raw egg, lighter fluid, and eventual police sirens. Which makes it not really appropriate for the work environment, see?
oh, and one of those mini-cupcakes with a pair of chopsticks
hey, I wasn’t the one who invented this prank, so I cannot take any credit for it.
Original was setup by Usul-bey during 1812 Turkish campaign on the west side of Bofort pass, and resulting effect gave most the modern day Bulgarian population a persistent stutter.
crossing fingers
This guy I know just told me he is dealing with a brain tumor.
I like this guy. I hope his tumor fucks off and recovery is quick.
oh and he has a pretty awesome doggus.
CW, I’ll keep my digits crossed and will see you when you get out of that mess.