my brain just threw up a little…

November 28, 2018

random

Filed under: Daily Crazies,immortalized (™),lawls,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 1:16 pm

It is not lingerie, it is denture-floss

November 22, 2018

never gets old

Filed under: dreams,immortalized (™),screen-shots — Sol @ 11:04 am

Death at a Funeral, 2007

November 14, 2018

Dog chili and marmot’s makeup commune

YT [11:26]
Problem with making chili is everything smells like chili for a while
not dog butt!

CW [11:26]
“problem”?
lol
oic

YT [11:26]
Dog butt still smells like dog butt

CW [11:27]
are you trying to say you prefer teh smell of dog butt over chili?

YT [11:27]
oh no, not at all. Only noting that chili doesn’t smell like dog butt. And what’s even better is that dog butt does not smell like chili
Because, you see, if dog butt smells like chili, it would mean that some dog butt ate some chili. And *that* is just dangerous and will kill ALL the grass

CW [11:30]
legit

YT [11:30]
Did you know that during Vietnam war DoD actually had plans to use genetically modified chihuahuas fed chili to defoliate jungle?
Project was in the last development stages when info leaked, and labs got picketed by Green Peace (or some other gang advocating their hippie crap) because flaming chihuahua crap could have devastating effects on the environment.

CW [11:33]
……
peta didn’t then rescue the chihuahuas and then feed them vegan diets until they died?

YT [11:34]
They even adopted “Do Not Tread on me” flags as means of portraying jungle pythons suffering from heartburn.

CW [11:34]
lol
clearly

YT [11:34]
And that’s the best damn story you gonna get out of me today!
That, and the fact that most expensive makeup in the world contains marmot jizz.
You are welcome.

CW [11:36]
😀

YT [11:37]
Remember how in the 60s there were communes of hippies established in various places in Central America?

CW [11:37]
clearly i remember the 60s
and how accurately the world was portrayed in the media then

YT [11:40]
I have it on good authority that one of those communes with ideology steeped in green-peace fart fumes and hashish smoke, actually declared themselves an independent state. Their flag had a marmot humping a purse on it.

CW [11:41]
that’s not too far-fetched from the 60s, i’ll buy it 😀

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