my brain just threw up a little…

September 9, 2019

Dear Comcast…

Dear Comcast,

I feel you. Seriously, I do. I know what it’s like to be taken for granted and only to be remembered when porn suddenly stops. Naturally by the time service is restored and you find yourself running back at your inappropriately moaning terminal so you could save face, only to discover that the lady on your screen didn’t save hers. Have you no sympathy for the fading 30-something dressed up like a little school-girl, who for no other reason but because of the spotty Comcast connection suddenly finds herself in company of very sweaty asian men trying to administer her a devastating enema? What about that perfectly innocent “Mom” trying to clean her daughters’ room? Have you any idea what happened to her? Did you even know that human body can do ALL that inside 14 minutes?

Fix your shit, please. Porn is getting more confusing.

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