my brain just threw up a little…

July 28, 2011

lol fml

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 11:51 am

from earlier conversation with a friend:


I speculate that I must have been a really bad man in my previous life. Someone like Hitler, or Stalin, or Mussolini, and all that accumulated luck and karma is catching up with me. What’s next, I wonder…  and it would not at all surprise me if I get hit by a low flying bus, or hook up with a transvestite armed with a bottle of roofies, or catch crabs AND develop serious case of hemorrhoids for those crabs to play with.  All that at the same time, and not necessarily in that order.  Then they will botch my cremation due to faulty equipment, and will have to finish me off in a microwave in employees break-room. DING!


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