my brain just threw up a little…

November 23, 2011


Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls — Sol @ 11:38 am

Dear Back,

if you stop hurting in the next few minutes, I promise to buy you an hour-long massage from a seriously ugly old toothless hooker. Old, ugly, and toothless so I don’t think of shagging this hooker, and she would not be slacking from massage, see? I can just see me melting in sloppy relaxation as my T8-T9 repositions itself back to where it belongs, and I exhale with relief. Ah… a hooker with big meaty paws and saggy tits. No “happy ending”, ok? Come on, Back, stop this silliness! I have servers to build!

Much love,

Your Head.

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