my brain just threw up a little…

November 24, 2011

MOOOOOOOO!!!

Filed under: commentary,lawls — Sol @ 7:37 pm
Me let me guess… you are going shopping tomorrow?
 

10:28

Coworker Considering it, not sure though.
 

10:28

Me after eating turkey tonight?
 

10:28

Coworker Nope, not eating turkey. Probably chicken.
 

10:28

Me nod
 

10:28

Me I am not going shopping tomorrow
 

10:29

Coworker If we are going, we typically go after 8AM so a good percentage of the crazy people are gone already
 

10:29

Me I refuse to make purchases during holidays
 

10:29

Me these bastards will not tell me what and when to buy
 

10:30

Coworker Very true. We normally go just to look.  We never check the ads anymore.
 

10:30

Coworker If we see something we want we will buy it
 

10:30

Coworker Otherwise, fuck it
 

10:30

Me we, the people, are having our minds poisoned with commercial advertisement
 

10:31

Me it is everywhere
 

10:31

Me it looks cute and cuddly and has a jingle
 

10:31

Coworker haha
 

10:31

Me and we refuse to look at the bigger picture
 

10:31

Me we, the people
 

10:32

Me the bigger picture is that we are told what to buy and when… it is someone telling us how and when to hand over the cash
 

10:33

Me the cash that we, the people, work pretty hard for, and have to give up like a lunch money
 

10:33

Me but we are too dumb, selfish, and greedy
 

10:33

Coworker ^^
 

10:34

Me we, the people, should pass a law
 

10:34

Me any person shopping during holiday season will only be allowed to communicate by mooing
 

10:35

Coworker lol
 

10:36

Me yep! beginning and ending every sentence with a hearty MOOOOO
 

10:36

Me sentences no longer than three words
 

10:36

Me two of these three words must be monosyllabic.
 

10:38

Me There will be a lot of pointing! and in light of this, we, the people, should have a device… because, you see, in the rest of the civilized world, pointing with one’s digit is considered impolite.
 

10:38

Me Pointing device will be “The Shopping Hoof!”
 

10:39

Me it must weigh at least 27lbs
 

10:40

Coworker Seems pretty heavy for a Hoof.
 

10:40

Coworker Then again, with how overweight a lot of America is, that will not be a problem I guess
 

10:40

Me it will be made of concrete, and will be chained to your shopping cart

 

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