my brain just threw up a little…

December 21, 2011

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 4:07 pm

2:31Friend:   You really only need to read the URL on this: http://gawker.com/5869824/man-dies-after-eating-cocaine-hidden-in-his-brothers-butt

2:32Me:   ./palmface

2:32Friend:   If that isn’t epic fail, i don’t know what is.

2:32Me:   C’est L’amour…

2:32Friend:   hahahaaaa

2:45Me:   I am sure there is some cigarette smoking, beret-covered, depressed frog, sitting in some small, smoked through cafe` in Paris, contemplating a “writ-to-end-all-depressing-writs” about two elderly brothers who found themselves smuggling assful of coke, and end up coming out of proverbial closet to each other while in an actual water-closet with cops knocking on the door. Jaque starts pulling balloons out of Pierre’s inflamed bunghole, as Pierre starts to enjoy the procedure and promptly croaks with a ruptured balloon. And Jaque dies with a mouthful of coke, actually choking on coke and latex. And being unable to (pardon the use of word) squeeze out any air past his brotherly smeared teeth, he writes on the wall mirror with the only one thing there was in abundance… “C’est L’amour”… and collapses head-first into the murk of the only body of water available in that wretched place.

2:47Me:   Epilogue. “Conductor of the train sees a roadkill at the crossing, and decides that Marat was right and kills himself at the nearest hotel… in a bathtub.”

2:48Me:   nope!!! the actual article is MUCH worse.

2:49Friend:   That is perhaps the most amusing bit of short fiction that has passed through my monitor in quite some time. Well played, sir. Well played.

2:49Me:   tyty

2:49Me:   **bows**

2:52Me:   I’m going to (pardon the use of this word) stick it in my blog.

2:52Me:   (that just came out all wrong)

2:53Me:   … “came out”… sigh

1 Comment »

  1. I read this article. It was truly ridiculous… If you have any faith in humanity, you will lose it after reading this filth.

    Comment by Tuhanna — December 23, 2011 @ 6:35 pm

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