my brain just threw up a little…

May 23, 2012

Darwin Awards Candidate?

this is leading up to the best “osh!…” ever

how can one explain that to the following three:

A) ER personnel

B) Insurance adjuster

C) St Peter



Coworker:  if he was a real man he’d have the right amount of air in the rear tire

Me: Hmm… so.. what you are saying is that Real Man would be doing this one a bike that’s on fire, with a backwards seating, on a wooden square wheel, with his 4ft penis, while drinking a 5th of Jack, smoking a cigar, strangling a lion, going up-hill at 160mph, while ignoring the engulfing flames and emanating aura of unapproachable cool… yes?

Coworker: fuck yes

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