my brain just threw up a little…

February 13, 2013

pissing and moaning

Filed under: commentary,Daily Crazies,QOTD,random crazies — Sol @ 9:01 pm

I just looked at the top fifty or so posts on FB… bitching, moaning, whining, and pissing boiling water. 90% of it all!


lol FB = complaint central. Share some joy that contains intelligent thought. Not the “omgcats” or some other fuckery. And even if cats, share the ones that live in your house or something. Oh and… for the love of things shiny, please stop telling me how OK you are with your body-type. It makes me think that you really are NOT OK with your body-type and need two support groups, one for your self-confidence and another for your body. Just be OK with it and stop pissing boiling water about it. You are as beautiful as you are. Live your life and stop listening to media, assholes, and asshollettes. Listen to yourself, not your excuses! Make yourself happy by eating a few pounds of chocolate and strangling some assholes! You will feel so much better.Prayers – you can believe what you want to believe and it is great! It is a freedom you have. I too have freedoms. Would you really want to get un-friended because I have exercised my freedom to get tired of gods, ghosts, “goddesses female power prevailing over patriarchal decay and oppression,” or any other hippy-dippy horseshit that gives you some direction in your life? Here is a thought – introspection! It is the newest thing! Self examination is the key to knowing yourself. Unfortunately for most people it is as impossible as going down on one self. (please note – just because you can go down on yourself, does not imply that you have mastered this introspection thing)

Everyone is opinionated, and it is great to be opinionated. It is fantastic to have your own mind about things. But when it comes to having an intelligent measured discussions, one of the following things will happen.

1. Opinion end up having no backing of facts and factual information. It is a misinformed, hyped representation of someone else’s agenda, and your interlocutor will be clinging on to it like grim fucking death.

2. Your opinion, fact-based or not, falls to some attention-starved tit who thrives on reaffirming his/her station in life by proving you wrong, no matter what manner of hideous sophism it takes. Yeah, fuck that.

3. Person you are speaking with will do their best to try to “convert” you to their opinion by means of emotional guilt-trip and often not too subtle threat of angry rejection under pretense of some vague prior agreement of “playing nice!” (read “eating their shit with a wooden spoon of their choosing”)

4. And lastly – trolls. Because, you know, being a cock to someone for no reason other than your own entertainment. Because, you know, internets. Hmm… ok. carry on. you must have a very reliable network of friends who really like you acting like a putz (or a horrible bitch, depending on your gender, right?), so when you get your fame as an unpleasant person with little regard for others “because internets” you will have all these friends to hold you close lolright?

Intelligent thought? anyone? Bueller?


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