my brain just threw up a little…

July 8, 2013

because you need bum hair!

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,random crazies — Sol @ 1:06 pm

Coat, jacket, vest… you know, that thing bikers wear.

because retards do not wear it.

remember that saying “Never go full retard! Never!”

I went kinda retard. Kinda. No coat.

And today it will likely dump on us. And my retarded ass will be riding in the rain.

I think I’ll ride naked, ok?

Why? Because it is dry and warm in the back of a police cruiser, ok?

Hey! I look good naked – piss off!

neah, really not going to ride naked. flopping wet bits at 70mph is not my idea of having fun, nor is skidding on my bum on the wet pavement. It would totally ruin my perfectly styled bum-hair! We cannot have that!

Cross fingers and wish me luck.

**cheers**

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