my brain just threw up a little…

March 6, 2016

If it looks like a medic… it might shoot your dumb ass for assuming.

Filed under: Daily Crazies,random crazies — Sol @ 3:36 pm

I cannot drive away from this store because my way is blocked by a cart full of groceries. Some greens, some toiletries, some stuff breakfast cereal, some frozen veggies and diet pop at the bottom. I see two kids in their early teens. The older kid is up to his ears in the cell phone and pays no attention whatsoever. The younger one is dangling off the side of the cart like a robber from a train. He is already taller than his mom who is pushing the cart. Mom… Her shoes, her pants, her jacket, her everything speaks comfort and confidence even though she’s only 4 foot nothing and maybe a buck 20 wet. Not a chihuahua confidence that is a reaction to being afraid. No, her projected confidence is as natural as it gets. Why is she so comfortable? Everything about her Screams medic. She’s a medic. She’s a nurse. She’s a professional in the medical field. She has very comfortable shoes, her nails are short, her stride is confident, and of course she has a bottle of disinfectant dangling off her large keychain. Instead of expected minivan she is throwing almost everything from that cart into the back of the SUV one handed. The boys are helping but it is obvious that she is very strong. My eyes begin to drift away from the nurse-mom, when I see something that changes the entire picture and turns everything upside down. When she climbs into the driver seat of the SUV her coat rides up and I plainly see a well-worn holster and the upper-receiver of a service pistol. I can see armory label on the mag. She is either a cop or a fed or some other authorized entity. My inner retard just piped up with “Move along! Nothing to see!” and I moved on.

Live and learn… you just never know who is who.

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