my brain just threw up a little…

November 15, 2017

I am not good at this communication thing…

Filed under: Daily Crazies,lawls,QOTD — Sol @ 10:58 am

“Dear Customer,
As you undoubtedly noticed this world is coming to a dark end. Humans are overworked and there is no way out of this miserable position in which people find themselves. The grim finale is in front of us all, and it’s a slippery slope. In these troubled end times any self-aware intelligent being needs some assurance, some reliability, something… anything tangible that will not fail. You had this opportunity. Unfortunately this swirling sticky vortex of life pulled you away from the last beacon of hope in this life. You did not go through with your purchase of this server, thus severing your own lifeline. Welcome to the macabre. Welcome to The End.”

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