my brain just threw up a little…

July 23, 2010

At times Pop sends some good jokes.

Filed under: lawls — Sol @ 9:14 pm

“Oy, vot luck, says Mrs. Rosenberg.”I can take ‘his’ room.”

“I’m sorry, madam,” says the clerk, “but I thought you understood my meaning. To be blunt, we do not cater to Jews.”

“Jews?” exclaims Mrs. Rosenberg. “So, who’s a Jew? I’m a Cat’lic.”In obvious disbelief, the clerk asks her, “If you’re a Catholic, then answer this question: Who is the Son of God?”

“Dot’s easy,” says Mrs. Rosenberg, “Jesus Christ.”

The clerk, still not convinced, then asks, “Who was Jesus’ mother and father?

“Mary and Joseph,” replies Mrs. Rosenberg testily.

Then the clerk asks, “And where was Jesus born?”

“In a manger in a barn,” answers Mrs. Rosenberg, becoming agitated.

“And why was Jesus born in a manger in a barn?” asks the clerk.

“Cause a shmuck like you vouldn’t rent a room to Jews!!!”

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