my brain just threw up a little…

October 18, 2010

stfu and drop you damned pants, mang!

Filed under: commentary — Sol @ 4:49 am

So there are these new devices being implemented by TSA, that allow TSA personnel to look at you as though you were naked. Not sure how this fuckery works, but apparently it works. It is nice of them to implement that, really. This way, you see, you do not need to get naked and have some strangers paw at your junks to make sure that you do not have a stick of dynamite strapped to your cock. Not being sarcastic here! it is a good thing indeed. Look, in years to come they (TSA) will likely implement even more advanced scanners that will not even require of you to take your shoes off. SciFi bit here, I know, but imagine getting scanned on the go. No long queues, no xray machines for your luggage, no digging for “A dildo” (as opposite to “YOUR dildo” because they will be able to tell your sheeps bloodtype from scanning your luggage), no hassles… Travelers should just rejoice and cheer to the fact that there is some progress being made to making this check-in procedure quick and hassle-free.

But no… there is always some righteous asshole who gives those poor TSA bastards a raftload of shit for doing their job.

Please note that I used “righteous” because “Malo Periculosam Libertatem Quam Quietum Servitium” is pretty damn righteous.

(that’s  “I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery” for those not fluent in Latin. I had to look this one up! Put the sock back in.)

One would say  “I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery” if their liberty is really endangered and their peace requires them slaving away in a hole with shackles and maggots eating their children or some such. Blowing that a little out of proportion, pal!

So this dude refuses to step through the machine. Well, maybe he is afraid of radiation, or feels very uncomfortable about some poor TSA person looking at his junk. Alright, perhaps he wants to have an old traditional skin-on-skin experience with a man/woman in uniform? No, he doesn’t. He wants to just not be searched because he did not set off the metal-detector and therefore should be let through.

If I was working with the TSA, I would very likely make him drop them pants. His liberty is not being violated here. You deal with law-enforcement every day in some way or another. Be it a cop pulling you over for going too fast, or be it you paying your taxes. You deal with laws being enforced all the time. Why sudden gripe with a law that was put in place to protect you on the flight? Your kidneys are not being removed as a safety measure. You are not being asked to strip naked and sing some rendition of Macho Men. Step through the machine, or get in that isolated room and drop yer pants, dude!

See, I for one, am saddened by the fact that they got those machines in place. Now I cannot wave my junks at those poor TSA guys. Imagine going through a strip-search with a blue fancy ribbon tied around your junk. “Officer, my date last night told me that I really made his day.”


Don’t bitch about small things like that airport security – worry about liberties that really matter getting yanked from under your feet while you are pissing boiling water about cops doing their job, you dolt!

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